It also makes a great gag gift for a lover you haven't actually considered murdering...
Perfect for Husband, Wife, Boyfriend or Girlfriend!
The front of the card reads:Thinking of you.
The inside reads: Sorry for cutting your brake cables. Love you.
The card is approximately 5" x 8" folded and is printed on quality white card stock. It is shipped in a protective plastic sheath and comes with a 5 15/16" x 8 5/8" white greeting card envelope.
Item will ship in one business day.
Note: The digital images above are branded with a watermark to prevent internet piracy. The watermark does not appear on the actual product.
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