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Got wood?
This is a soap for people who looove wood.
It looks and certainly smells like freshly cut boards.
Each bar also contains pure powdered caffeine.

A soap for men!

Or someone that would like to attract a man!

Or someone who just likes the smell of lumber.

This listing is for ONE bar only.
In it's dust form, caffeine can be absorbed through the skin and is good at directing more blood flow to wherever it's rubbed.
Blocks are hand cut and the weight will vary a little. The average bar size is 2.25-2.50 ounces. You'll get one of the exact ones shown in the photos.
This soap is without colorant, and is a natural pale cream tone. The make is pure lard and lye for a silky smooth lather.
The scent is medium strength.
These do not have as much caffeine in them as my 115 bars, [about half the dose.]

Any soap additive carries a chance of skin reactions, oils, caffeine, colorant or otherwise. So I'd advise testing it on your hands before washing any sensitive body-parts with it.
I have excema and very sensitive skin. I test all my soaps personally before I offer them for sale. But everyone is different. Better safe then sorry.

My basic shipping for soap is a small Priority Flat rate box to keep it from getting dinged up, wet or ripped open. I can fit a lot of bars in one of these size boxes and I do refund shipping overages.
Consider the 'with another item' price as a cost estimate.
Thanks for looking and please check out all the other crazy things I've cooked up in my PatchworkLaboratory.

Thanks to the change in charges for quantity listings on Etsy; the number of available bars is all I have left with none in reserve. I make my soap loaves in 1-2 lb batches. Each batch is different and I want you to know you will be getting one of the exact soaps in the picture.
A new batch will necessitate a fresh listing with new pictures.

In order to not have to charge extra for it, I do not use fancy wrapping for my soaps either.

They will come to you mailed in a [padded] Priority box with a simple tissue paper wrapping.

Fresh cut wood 2x4 caffeine soap for men or those looking to attract a man carnivore friendly medium scent geekery handmade soap got wood

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  • Handmade item
  • Materials: lard, lye and water, powdered caffeine, 2x4 scented oil
  • Only ships within United States.
  • Feedback: 208 reviews
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