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Slutty Sister. Sister You Are A Slut. DIGITAL DOWNLOAD. Funny Sister. Sarcastic Sister Cards. Insult Sister Cards. Sister Birthday Cards.

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  • Handmade item
  • Instant Digital Download: 2 PDF included
  • Materials: digital, PDF, print at home
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  • Favorited by: 54 people

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  • Handmade item
  • Instant Digital Download: 2 PDF included
  • Materials: digital, PDF, print at home
  • Favorited by: 54 people

This shop accepts Etsy gift cards

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DIGITAL DOWNLOAD: DOWNLOAD AND PRINT IMMEDIATELY AFTER PURCHASE!

Would your sister's licentious behavior make even a crack whore blush? Let that wanton ho-bag know just how you feel about her promiscuous proclivities! Whether you sign it and leave it next to her birth control pills or just write a note in it and hide it away in your sock drawer, this card says it all from someone who thinks that sister has a few too many sexual partners.

It also makes a great gag gift if your sister can't get a date...

The front of the card reads: To my dearest sister.

The inside reads: You are such a slut. Seriously, WTF?

IMPORTANT: This is a DIGITAL-ONLY product, not a physical greeting card. Upon purchase you will be directed to a download page. After downloading the PDF files for the card front and the card back, you may print them at home or print shop onto your own paper.

Note: The preview images above are branded with a watermark to prevent internet piracy. The watermark does not appear on the actual product.

TERMS OF USE: You may print unlimited copies for your personal use. You may not, however, sell the images or cards in any form, digital, print, modified, unmodified, or otherwise.

Not quite the right words for your situation? Send us a note and we will create a custom listing for just two dollars more.

For other sarcastic and witty cards, check out our shop page at: http://www.BrutallyHonestCards.etsy.com

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  • Accepts Etsy gift cards