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Sock Monster Wooner -RESERVED FOR TOBIN

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This is Wooner, who is quite a sentimental fellow. Despite warnings of becoming emotionally attached to anthropomorphic test devices (ATD), better known as Crash Test Dummies, he cannot help but name them & attribute anthropomorphic characteristics to them. Of course, this leaves him in a distraught state most of the time, & he will often be found sniffling into an already sodden hankie. Wooner is very adept at jigsaw puzzles, & putting things back together.

SPECIES: Monstrum
GENUS: Umbilicus Pilosum
FAMILY: Affectus sollicitus
WARNING: Monsters are house-trained but because of their hand wrought features & embellishment, young children & pets are not suitable companions. Monsters hate water but can be spot cleaned if necessary. Remember, they are far from home & need to be loved gently. Once attached to you, Wooner will prove to be a very loyal, albeit emotional friend, & will worry incessantly if he feels you are taking undue risks. This is rather extreme of course, so the mere task of rising from your bed in the morning may require placating reassurances to him so that you can commence your day.

Wooner measures approximately 25 inches tall (about 63 cms).

Sox & Patches Monsters are textile works of art, & cannot handle rough play. They prefer to sit in a place of honour in your home, & make comments about your relatives at inopportune moments.

Sock Monster Wooner -RESERVED FOR TOBIN


  • Handmade item
  • Materials: socks, wool felt, buttons, embroidery floss, felted wool, polyester stuffing, rice, imagination, love
  • Only ships to United States from Canada.
  • Feedback: 8 reviews
  • Favorited by: 6 people