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Tell that special Ron Swanson fan you love them more than any meat tornado.

Front: "All the bacon and eggs in the world"
Inside: "have nothing on you."

This original drawing is printed on Ultra Bright White cardstock and includes an A2 envelope. And it is guaranteed to put a smug smile under anyone's mustache!

Great for other special someones, too!

Card ships in 1-2 business days and usually arrives in 2-3 business days to U.S. destinations and 6-12 business days to international locations. During high-volume periods at the USPS, it might take a few days longer. Tracking not included on single-card orders. Please see my shipping policies for further information.

***Bulk quantities available. Please contact me for rates***

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Valentine's Day Ron Swanson Bacon and Eggs Card Card

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  • Handmade item
  • Material: Goldenrod A2 Envelope
  • Ships worldwide from United States
  • Feedback: 459 reviews
  • Favorited by: 556 people