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This Ron Swanson birthday card will put a smug smile on any birthday boy or girl's mustache.

Front: "Birthdays are a scam invented by Hallmark"
Inside: "to sell crap cards like this one. Happy Birthday."

This original drawing is printed on Ultra Bright White cardstock and includes an A2 envelope in goldenrod.

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Ron Swanson Birthday Card


  • Handmade item
  • Materials: Ultra Bright White Card Stock, Cornflower Blue A2 Envelope
  • Ships worldwide from Illinois, United States
  • Feedback: 368 reviews
  • Favorited by: 664 people