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This Ron Swanson birthday card will put a smug smile on any birthday boy or girl's mustache.

Front: "Birthdays are a scam invented by Hallmark"
Inside: "to sell crap cards like this one. Happy Birthday."

This original drawing is printed on Ultra Bright White cardstock and includes an A2 envelope in goldenrod.

Bulk quantities available. Please contact me for rates.

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Ron Swanson Birthday Card

Overview

  • Handmade item
  • Materials: Ultra Bright White Card Stock, Cornflower Blue A2 Envelope
  • Ships worldwide from Illinois, United States
  • Feedback: 368 reviews
  • Favorited by: 664 people