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Did someone use and abuse your best friend and leave only a broken heart behind? Let your pal know that you have a perfect spot to hide the body! This card says it all from someone who has seen enough mob movies to know how to clean up DNA evidence.

The front of the card reads: Sorry about your breakup.

The inside reads: I have a shovel and a large rug in the trunk of my car. Are you in?

The card is approximately 5" x 8" folded and is printed on quality white card stock. It is shipped in a protective plastic sheath and comes with a 5 15/16" x 8 5/8" white greeting card envelope.

Item will ship one business day.

Note: The digital images above are branded with a watermark to prevent internet piracy. The watermark does not appear on the actual product.

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Put His Body In The Trunk. Funny Breakup Card. Funny Divorce Card. Snarky Breaking Up Card. Snarky Divorce Card. Sarcastic Divorce Card.

$4.99 USD
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  • Handmade item
  • Materials: card stock, paper
  • Ships worldwide from United States
  • Feedback: 230 reviews
  • Favorited by: 40 people