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My mailing times (the time from order received until I place it in the mail) is usually 3-7 days, excluding days the post office is closed.) I always try for sooner! I mail quickly, but I can not promise or guarantee delivery times from the Post Office. Once I put it in the mail it is up to the Post Office to deliver.

Oh my.

Not so scary snake. Bright tropical green and multicolor stripes. He has button eyes and a red felt tongue. This is made longer than my others for the exaggerated snake look.

Can words really describe this? You certainly won't find this hand knit item at your local department store - definitely a boutique knit. Make your gift exchange really buzz this year with something a bit different. Whether it's for your guy as a joke - or not (who can say?) - this will be such the item.

It is hand knit without seams, and has an adjustable tie closure for a comfort fit. Although wool may be warmer, I think for obvious reasons this acrylic yarn makes more sense. Comfortable and easy to care for (machine wash and dry).

Bright green and multicolor jewel tones. Measured flat, one side is 4” long by 4” wide the other is 6.5-7” long and 2.25” wide. Please see diagram for explanation of measurements
Measurements are apx.

Another color? Custom measurements and colors available. Not all colors are available in the yarns I use but I'll try!

Ornament? Cell phone holder? Candy holder? Gift card bag? Hung by the chimney with care.... I'm sure you can see the possibilities.

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Trouser Snake willie warmer, green , willy warmer or penis cozy , a knitted accessory for men , mature

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  • Handmade item
  • Material: acrylic
  • Made to order
  • Feedback: 288 reviews
  • Ships worldwide from California, United States