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Hailing from a long lineage of noble land owners, Uppercrust ESQ. does his best to continue to represent the old family name. Like many of those with heavy familial expectations, Uppercrust's confidence is in fragile balance. To compensate, he hides behind his rather fancy & eclectic outfits, & will often be seen out & about town in all his finery. An avid & obsessive watcher of The Weather Network, Uppercrust knows that Mother Nature can be fickle & thus likes to prepare by cladding himself in couture to offset any weather event. Uppercrust is adept at keeping secrets about the skeletons in his family closet, & empties his secret pockets every evening.

SPECIES: Monstrum
GENUS: Umbilicus Pilosum
FAMILY: Hautus couture
WARNING: Although all Monsters are house-trained, they should not be friends with anyone under the age of 6. They may look tough but because of their hand wrought features & embellishments, young children & pets are not suitable companions. They are indeed, original works of textile art & will thrive under your adoring gaze as they survey their kingdom from a safe place of honor in your home. Monsters hate water but can be spot cleaned if necessary. Mistreated monsters will chew holes in your favorite clothing, or perhaps wear it without asking first.

Uppercrust Esq. measures approximately 22.25 inches (56.5cms) from the top of his head to the bottom of his Wellington boot, & wears a size 17 inch circumference (43.2 cms) chest shirt.

Uppercrust ESQ. Monster

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  • Handmade item
  • Materials: recycled corduroy jacket, socks, wool sweater, hat flap, wool felt, plastic doll boot, upholstery trip, buttons, embroidery floss, upcycled clothing, polyester fibrefill stuffing, minke fabric, zipper
  • Ships worldwide from Canada
  • Feedback: 7 reviews
  • Favorited by: 7 people