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You love everything about your spouse, except everything he or she does! Whether you deliver it with a wicked smile or just write a note in it and hide it away in your underwear drawer, this card says it all from someone who has been married long enough to know that a list of faults is not something the U.S. Geological Survey keeps.

It also makes a great gag gift even if you don't find your spouse irritating beyond words.

The front of the card reads: Happy Anniversary. So many years and I wouldn't change a thing.

The inside reads: Except the way you laugh, talk, snore, drive, fuck, look, dress, and ... Jesus Christ, I want a divorce!

IMPORTANT: This is a DIGITAL-ONLY product, not a physical greeting card. Upon purchase you will be directed to a download page. After downloading the PDF files for the card front and the card back, you may print them at home or print shop onto your own paper.

Note: The preview images above are branded with a watermark to prevent internet piracy. The watermark does not appear on the actual product.

TERMS OF USE: You may print unlimited copies for your personal use. You may not, however, sell the images or cards in any form, digital, print, modified, unmodified, or otherwise.

Not quite the right words for your situation? Send us a note and we will create a custom listing for just two dollars more.

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