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Some people think they will never get caught. Surprise! Whether you leave it on his pillow or use it as an exhibit in your divorce hearing, this card says it all from someone who knows which side the judge is going to come down on.

The front of the card reads: Baby, these three little words are just for you.

The inside reads: Get a lawyer.

Perfect for Husband, Wife or Ex!

The card is approximately 5" x 8" folded and is printed on quality white card stock. It is shipped in a protective plastic sheath and comes with a 5 15/16" x 8 5/8" white greeting card envelope.

Item will ship in one business day.

Note: The digital images above are branded with a watermark to prevent internet piracy. The watermark does not appear on the actual product.

Not quite the right words for your situation? Send us a note and we will create a custom listing for just two dollars more.

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  • Handmade item
  • Materials: card stock, paper
  • Ships worldwide from United States
  • Feedback: 247 reviews
  • Favorited by: 43 people