Funny Reptile Shirt, Women Men, Bearded Dragon Lover Gift, Snake Tshirt, Lizard T-shirt, Tortoise Tee, Ball Python, Turtle, Reptile Mom Dad

The perfect gift for reptile lovers! This cute pet design features a ball python, bearded dragon, and tortoise with the text, “Reptiles make me happy. You, not so much”. This design makes a great gift for reptile lovers, lizard, snake, and turtle moms and dads, herpetologists, friends, and family.



I encourage you to let me know if you need your order by a certain date. Whilst I can't make guarantees, I do what I can where possible and I will let you know a realistic delivery date.

Your shirt is made with pre-shrunk 100% soft ringspun cotton (heather grey colors are cotton/polyester blends) with printing made to last. Some of the unisex colors are also available in heavier, thicker cotton. If you prefer this, let me know upon checkout.

Listing is for the shirt only; photo props are not included.

Please be aware that the physical product's colors may differ slightly from what you see on your screen.

~ 100% HASSLE-FREE SATISFACTION GUARANTEE ~

Don't love it? Wrong size? I will replace or refund, no questions asked.

~ SIZING TIP ~

Want to make sure you order the correct size first time around? Simply grab one of your own shirts and measure it. Width is armpit-to-armpit and Length is from top edge of collar to bottom of shirt. Then refer to the size chart in the images and choose the size closest to the shirt you measured from home.

~ SHIPPING AND HANDLING ~

Your item is made to order! I encourage you to let me know if you need your order by a certain date. Whilst I can't make guarantees, I do what I can where possible and I will let you know a realistic delivery date.

Estimated Shipping Times (after creation time):
USA: 2-8 business days
Everywhere Else: 8-14 business days

Please note that business days may not include weekends or public holidays.

While I strive to get your order out and at your front door as fast as possible, I cannot guarantee that it will arrive be a certain date. If you aren't sure if your order will arrive on time, please contact me.

Includes art by LittleLiaGraphic (https://LittleLiaGraphic.etsy.com).

GPSR information:

Unisex Shirt S - 3XL GPSR information: SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr [!at] sindenventures.com, Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia 4002 Limassol, CY
Product information: Gildan, 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and UK as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
Age restrictions: For adults

Women’s Shirt GPSR information: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr [!at] honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas, 6400, 2 year warranty in EU and UK as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Do not tumble dry, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
Age restrictions: For adults

Unisex Shirt 4XL-5XL, Pink GPSR information: SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr [!at] sindenventures.com, Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia 4002 Limassol, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas, 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and UK as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
Age restrictions: For adults