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Cook Apron Periodic Table Element

Can we have an adult conversation about cooking for a second? We're about fed up (get it?) with TV chefs and connoisseur restauranteurs giving us lectures on the spiritual nature of cuisine. Personally, we're a little uncomfortable with the idea of forming an emotional relationship with our breakfast. Especially when we consider how it's going to come out. (get it, again?)

The reality of cooking is that you use heat to change the chemical composition of a digestible compound. It's not zen, it's chemistry.

This apron confirms your real-world understanding of what's actually happening when the steak hits the grill. While it's certainly true that your average meal includes relatively small portions of cobalt, oxygen and potassium, the message will be delivered.

A sliding neck adjustment ensures the perfect fit.
Heavyweight 7.5-ounce, 65/35 poly/cotton twill for durability and easy care
Three patch pockets to hold essentials
Measures 25w x 34.5

Also available in black:



© 2011 Original design by Cindy Green which is exclusive to Yellow Bug Boutique. All rights reserved. Unauthorized reproductions prohibited.

Red Cook Apron - Chemistry Periodic Table Elements



  • Handmade item
  • Materials: cotton poly blend, recycled felt, embroidery thread
  • Ships worldwide from United States
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