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This print is entitled “Life is too short to drink cheap scotch"

That's what my dad says.

I tried scotch once.

Tasted like drinking an ashtray to me, but I like eating mustard sandwiches, so there is no accounting for taste.

Life is also to short for:

cheap peanut butter
cheap boyfriends
cheap steak
cheap cigars (also tried one once, bought off the beach in Mexico, ended badly)

Greeting card here:



♥ this print is 8x10 inches, unmatted & unframed with a 1/4 inch white border for ease of framing, please let me know at time of checkout if you would like me to trim this down to exactly 8x10 for you

♥ colours may vary slightly different than displayed on your monitor

♥ totally customizable (color, size, wording - send me a convo)

♥ printed with premium fade resistant inks on high quality Epson luster archival paper

♥ carefully packed in a protective sleeve & shipped in a sturdy cardboard mailer to prevent damage

Please do not reproduce this artwork in any form without permission from the artist, for I have nunchucks and am unafraid to use them.

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  • Materials: scotch quote, typography, ink, paper
  • Ships worldwide from Canada
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