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"Everybody Poops" cross stitch, framed in secondhand 4x6 frame

---The Story---

Well, this one's pretty self-explanatory. I stitched up a towel with this saying on it in honor of some good friends' bathroom renovation.

If you have good friends with an equally good sense of (potty) humor, now you can get one for them, too.


---The Deets---

This is a completed cross stitch with the words "everybody poops" stitched in a tasteful dark rose, with a flower and vine border, on ivory colored Aida cloth.

*FRAME: This listing is for the framed version, which will come in a secondhand frame from the Goodwill (within the U.S. only -- international shipping costs make it just not worthwhile to send the extra weight, sadly) and ready to hang in your bathroom, kids' nursery, or wherever you could use a comforting reminder of one thing we all have in common -- unless you request it just on the mounting board ready to frame, or on just the fabric.

The pattern is also pictured here on a Royal Lace white towel. If you'd like this on a towel instead, convo me, or get a kit and stitch it up yourself (see the Links below for the kit)!

*CUSTOMIZATION: Different color schemes are available on request (i.e., you'd like the lettering to be blue or green or black, etc.). Allow at least a week for stitching, but let me know if you need it sooner (send a convo or include your deadline in the purchase order notes), and I'll see what I can do.

I love custom orders, so if you're looking for something different, convo me!

*SHIPPING: This will ship via USPS first class with delivery confirmation or international first class. (Again, outside the U.S. and Canada, this will come ready to frame on a mounting board, as the cost of mailing a frame would be prohibitive.) It will ship within about 2 weeks unless a delay is mentioned in my shop policies, announcements or banner, or I convo you otherwise.

Let me know if you need it by a certain date (even if you think it will definitely arrive in time) so I can prioritize accordingly, and especially if you're ordering multiple items. :)

---The Links---

Stitch it yourself using this pattern: https://www.etsy.com/listing/159677211/cross-stitch-pattern-everybody-poops

Want it on a towel? You can get a kit to stitch it up for yourself or friends: https://www.etsy.com/listing/159676257/cross-stitch-kit-everybody-poops-towel

It's a good thing everybody poops, because mushrooms grow in it: https://www.etsy.com/listing/105838328/mushroom-cross-stitch-they-grow-in-poop

If you'd like to stitch the mushrooms yourself, see 'em here: https://www.etsy.com/listing/104733557/cross-stitch-pattern-mushrooms-grow-in

Looking for some other funny stuff? Check out the Funny HAHA section of my shop: http://www.etsy.com/shop/aliciawatkins?section_id=11185410

Back to the shop proper: http://www.etsy.com/shop/aliciawatkins


---The Legal Stuff---

My designs are created by me, and this one is not currently for sale, though I am in the process of digitizing. They're copyright me (Alicia Watkins 2012), so please don't copy 'em, and please don't pin them without permission! But if you're looking for a pattern, convo me and I'll put your preferred patterns at the top of my "to do" list.

Frequently asked questions about aliciawatkins

I love to do custom work during the non-holiday months! I try to work on one custom project at a time so that I can give each project my full customizing attention; as a result, a significant lead time on deadlines for receiving your custom order is very much appreciated.

If possible, try to contact me at least a month in advance of a deadline for receiving a 5x7 custom cross stitch. (That said, if you're in a pinch and you know I'm the stitcher for the job, convo me anyway! If I happen to be in between custom orders, I can often get things out in a much shorter time, and like I said, I love working with customers on personalized stitchery.)
Most of my small finished cross stitches have an option for gift wrapping.

If you don't see a drop-down list as you purchase a small hooped or framed cross stitch (smaller than 4x6), but you would like your item to be wrapped in plain paper (with a small notecard for your message included), request gift wrap as you check out in the "notes to seller"!

If you're having your gift sent directly to the recipient, please double-check the address it's going to before you finish checking out, and let me know what you'd like me to write in the notecard to your recipient! :)
Mini kits are available for wholesale ordering at any time; contact me for details on which kits I have available with shelf-ready labeling, and for pricing details!

I also offer a selection of finished cross stitch available for wholesale or certain consignment situations, for stores that feel my work would be a good fit. Contact me if you're interested in carrying my work in your store, and we'll talk about what I've done in the past and what you're looking for! :)
I believe in using secondhand frames because it's eco-friendly, supports my local thrift shops, and allows me to frame your items, if you'd like that, at very low cost.

Because they are unique and unapproved by you, I don't pass on the cost of the secondhand frames to you, except for the cost of shipping (usually about a $2 difference).

When you order an item from me, rest assured that you are only paying for the stitchwork, and you may treat the frame as a "suggestion" -- if you don't like it, give the frame away! Your 4x6 or larger cross stitch will come with a mounting board that will allow you to easily pop it out of the "suggested" frame I've sent it in and into any same-sized frame of your choice.
I can't send you a photo of your options for 4x6 or larger frames; I have too many frames and a too quickly rotating stock for that. However, you're welcome to let me know your preferences in color and material (i.e. wood, metal, plastic) and I'll do what I can to accommodate your wishes.

If you receive your stitchwork and you HATE the frame I chose from my cache of secondhand frames, never fear! The stitching for a 4x6 or larger frame will be mounted on a board that you can simply pop out of the secondhand frame you received, and pop INto a frame you choose from a local store, another Etsy seller, or anywhere you find perfect frames.

Because the secondhand frames I send are free, I cannot offer replacements or frame-related refunds.
Google and Youtube are your BFFs in learning to cross stitch, but if you've purchased a kit or pattern from my shop, I can also offer you a Basic Cross Stitch instruction booklet via email. Just let me know you'd like one, and I'll send it along! :)

Everybody Poops cross stitch -- bathroom, nursery, children's book decor

$34.99

Only 1 available


Overview

  • Handmade item
  • Materials: cross stitch cloth, DMC, thread, frame, ecru aida cloth
  • Made to order
  • Ships worldwide from United States
  • Feedback: 2213 reviews
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