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The offspring of an unholy union between a Low Rise Super Bootie Mermaid Skirt and a Hooker Skirt was brought into the world under a leaky skylight this week, during the worst thunderstorm Oakland's had in 20 years.
The Hookerbootie is now somehow replicating itself in super luscious, very high quality 4 way stretch velvet.

Low riding skirt is extremely flattering, has a bit of a train in the back, and accentuates yer tushie in great ways. Handmade by me for you. Waistband and cutouts are coverstitched and STURDY.

Better photos VERY soon to come, PROMISE. I just got excited for you to see my hellspawn.

Low riding skirt is extremely flattering, has a bit of a train in the back, and accentuates yer tushie in great ways.

I've got a few dependable sources for a RAINBOW of beautiful colors.
Solid Velvet colors include:
Vintage Pink,
Sex Pistol Pink, (hot fuchsia with a little bit of a cool shimmer)
Red Rose (true red),
Burgundy Wine,
Royalty Purple,
Army Olive Green (warm olive),
Silvery Grey,
Pale nude. (no pic)
and Carbon Black.

Crushed Velvet Colors include (Not yucky panne velour, I promise):
Crushed Red Rose,
Queen Of The Damned Red,
Crushed Golden Brown,
Crushed Chocolate,
Crushed Eggplant, (silky purple)
Dark Knight (deep night sky blue with a sort of blackish sheen)
Mermaid Tail,
Crushed Druglord White,
Crushed Charcoal, and
Crushed Black.
Vintage Lace,
Vintage Iced Cornflower Blue,
Vintage Lilac, and
Vintage Mint Green.

IF there is something you have in mind, fabric/color/pattern-wise (plaid, stripes, etc) that you don't see here, CONVO ME. We can work out something special just for you.

PLEASE include your first and a second choice color. Suppliers being what they are, sometimes they run out of things, so your skirt will show up in the second choice color if your first choice is not available. IF your skirt absolutely must be in your first choice color, please tell me, and we'll just wait for my suppliers to get more in. They usually do, and it's worth the wait.


Here's how it goes...First, grab a nice flexible measuring tape (and a helper if you've got one...All I get to work with is the measurements YOU provide me with, so lets make doubly sure they're accurate), and your minimally clad (leggings are fine) bod.

Measurements you will need include:
HIPS: Your low rise hip (from the top of where you would wear a belly dance belt, usually right around your hipbone or just below, depending on preference).
BOOTIE: Around the widest point of your tush.
HIP 2 FLOOR: (from where you took your low hip) to the floor.

Then, you pick your pattern base of XXS, XS, S, M, L, or XL. Adjustments are easily made from there. My sizing is very generous, so keep that in mind. If you fit into more than one size, I generally suggest going with the smallest that your measurements are within.

XXS - 29" - 33" Low rise hip / 33"- 40" Bootie / 37" Length.
XS - 31"- 34" Low Rise Hip / 34" - 40" Bootie / 37" Length.
S - 32"- 36" Low Rise Hip / 35" - 42" Bootie / 38.5" Length.
M - 34" - 40" Low Rise Hip / 36" -46" Bootie / 39" Length.
L - 36" - 40" Low Rise Hip / 39" - 48" Bootie / 39" Length.
XL - 39" - 50" Low Rise Hip / 42" - 53" Bootie / 39" Length.

Please, don't forget to include your measurements in your checkout notes or soon after, ok?

If you've got more bootie than 50", never fear, I have a good plus size pattern drafted up for you
too. Convo me for more information.


If you don't want a train, let me know. That's easy to change. NO MESH BARE SKIN CUTOUTS and specialty fabrics are also available, so please feel free to inquire within. Also, please give me an idea of your skin tone so that I may select the proper color for your illusion mesh side panels....(Fair, Medium, Dark, etc.)

If you want even more BADA to your BOOM, add this deluxury upgrade to your cart

If you desire rhinestone sparkle accents on your hips, add this to your cart:

You will receive approximately 1 yard of matching velvet fabric if you add this to your cart:

Puddle Jumper Hook to keep the train up and out of harms way (feet, dirt, puddles, etc.), or for a bit of a bustle...Looks great layered over another skirt or a pair of fancy pants. .
please add to your cart here:

If you'd like a slit or two for added mobility and fabulousness, please add this listing to your cart.


Remember, ladies: This is custom, not ready-to-wear. It will take AT LEAST a month or more as there is lil' bit of a line ahead of you - THE WAIT CAN BE UP TO 4 MONTHS DEPENDING ON MY WORKLOAD.
I may have the fabric in stock, sometimes I have to order it from east cupcake, Timbuktu, and sometimes I have to drive a ways to purchase the stuff. I rarely have much fabric in stock, I purchase separately for each custom order.

I can usually accomodate requests if my workload allows it, but If you need it by a specific date, please be sure to tell me at the time of purchase. If it's within 2 months, a rush fee will be assessed. If you've requested a time earlier than the allotted four month maximum, I will do my best to get it to you by that date, but it absolutely cannot be guaranteed without a rush fee.

Rush orders (anything less than a month) on custom made mean that I order the fabric with rush shipping, that I push your order ahead of everyone elses, and that I send it to you with the quickness. Those things cost more, (especially if you're not in the U.S) so please don't let it come as a surprise if your rush fee is upwards of 40% of your total, plus shipping.

I am planning on doing limited run colors and styles in the future, so keep an eye out.

Thank you so much.


Please view my shop policies here:
By completing purchase, you agree to all terms set herein, and further confirm that you're familiar with shop policy.
If you have any further questions, please feel free to convo me.

The Hookerbootie Skirt.

$180.00 USD
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  • Handmade item
  • Materials: velvet, thread, mesh, powermesh, rhinestone, swarovski, preciosa
  • Made to order
  • Ships worldwide from California, United States
  • Feedback: 459 reviews
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