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Humorous Chocolate Signs - Funny Signs - Wood signs

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If you just want everyone to know what you really think, then these signs are for you. I have used these sayings to decorate my chocolate booth for years and listened to people laugh and decided everyone needs to laugh more. So here they are for sale! This listing is for one sign. They are a 2" x 3" sign made out of tempered hardboard and come with a loop attached for hanging. They have an illusion of an aged, vintage sign.
The following sayings are available:
- Will Work for Chocolate
- Our Family is Like Fudge, Mostly Sweet with a Few Nuts
- I'd Stop Eating Chocolate But I'm No Quitter
-Chocolate Not Just for Breakfast Anymore
- It's Fudge o'clock Somewhere
-Everytime I hear that dirty word "exercise" I wash my mouth out with Chocolate
-Therapy is Expensive But Eating Chocolate is just as effective (my favorite :)

Your sign will ship from our store in 3-5 days. If you need them for a later date, just let us know.

Giving them as a gift? Not a problem. We can ship them to a different address and put a little card inside.

As with any of our products - we have a 100% guarantee. If you are not satisfied for any reason, just let us know and we will replace the item or refund your money. We are that sure that you will like your sign when you receive it - after you stop laughing that is. All of your treats are made in a smoke free environment. :)

Thank you for visiting my shop. Please come again...
If you just want everyone to know what you really think, then these signs are for you. I have used these sayings to decorate my chocolate booth for years and listened to people laugh and decided everyone needs to laugh more. So here they are for sale! This listing is for one sign. They are a 2" x 3" sign made out of tempered hardboard and come with a loop attached for hanging. They have an illusion of an aged, vintage sign.
The following sayings are available:
- Will Work for Chocolate
- Our Family is Like Fudge, Mostly Sweet with a Few Nuts
- I'd Stop Eating Chocolate But I'm No Quitter
-Chocolate Not Just for Breakfast Anymore
- It's Fudge o'clock Somewhere
-Everytime I hear that dirty word "exercise" I wash my mouth out with Chocolate
-Therapy is Expensive But Eating Chocolate is just as effective (my favorite :)

Your sign will ship from our store in 3-5 days. If you need them for a later date, just let us know.

Giving them as a gift? Not a problem. We can ship them to a different address and put a little card inside.

As with any of our products - we have a 100% guarantee. If you are not satisfied for any reason, just let us know and we will replace the item or refund your money. We are that sure that you will like your sign when you receive it - after you stop laughing that is. All of your treats are made in a smoke free environment. :)

Thank you for visiting my shop. Please come again...

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We are not responsible for your candy arriving to SOON or to LATE if you forgot to put the date "needed by" when you check out. There will be no refunds or replacements of your candy due to this. We process the orders by date needed and if there is "no date" mentioned, your candy will ship as soon as we can make it and get it out. We try to ship most orders within 3 business days. If you have a question on when your candy will ship, please ask us.

Shipping policies

**PLEASE NOTE WHEN YOU WANT YOUR CANDY TO SHIP. IF NO DATE IS MENTIONED - YOUR CANDY WILL SHIP AS SOON AS WE CAN MAKE IT. **

We ship USPS or UPS ground . If you prefer one type of shipping over another, please specify that shipping company. If there is a difference in the shipping cost due to your choice, I will convo you. If you would like your candy sooner, overnight shipping is available for an additional charge. We ship most orders in 3-5 days from when you place your order. Once the temperature is 75 or higher, all orders are shipped with ice blocks to keep your order from melting. Shipping will increase a $1.00 per ice block.

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*all of our items are made in a kitchen that deals with nuts

Humorous Chocolate Signs - Funny Signs - Wood signs

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