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FUNCTIONAL Typewriter Arm Guard with Bluetooth and Touchpad

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This is the last one that we will ever make of this design! It will be numbered and signed as a special edition (thus, the price of $2499).

For years, people have been saying to me "Well, I might buy your arm guard if it actually WORKED". Well, guess what: this one does! We present to you "Dr. Gormsson’s Portable Babbage Interface".

To see a video of this arm guard in action, click here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xmu4va72QO8

The keyboard features:

-- 3-in-1 multimedia wireless keyboard (Keyboard, TouchPad, Laser Pointer)
-- Control your media while sitting on the sofa, lounging in bed, up to 100 feet away
-- Built-in rechargeable lithium-ion battery with a short re-charge time
-- Includes mini 2.4 GHz USB wireless receiver
-- Wireless receiver stores inside keyboard when not in use
-- Stand-by time: 500 - 700 hours

System Requirements:
-- Windows 2000 / XP / Vista / 7
-- Mac OS 10.x or lower
-- Linux (Debian 3.1 / Redhat 9.0 / Ubuntu 8.10 / Fedora 7.0)

Because a number of the manufacturing processes rely on manual skills, each piece has its own individuality and slight variations in color or design may occur. None of these, however, alter the overall quality or performance of the product.

Model is Russell Brown, photo by Ivan Delgado.

FINE PRINT: Due to extreme demand and our event schedule, some orders may take up to 8-12 weeks to ship. If this will not suit your deadline, please ASK us if it can be done BEFORE placing your order and we will be as accommodating as we possibly can. If you require a rush delivery, please make a NOTE in the comments section of your order, so that we have it on record. If you do not, we can NOT guarantee delivery by that date. International Express Mail (Overnight) orders will require a valid phone number and will incur additional shipping fees. Remember, we are MAKING all of these products by hand, here in Pennsylvania. Thank you.
This is the last one that we will ever make of this design! It will be numbered and signed as a special edition (thus, the price of $2499).

For years, people have been saying to me "Well, I might buy your arm guard if it actually WORKED". Well, guess what: this one does! We present to you "Dr. Gormsson’s Portable Babbage Interface".

To see a video of this arm guard in action, click here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xmu4va72QO8

The keyboard features:

-- 3-in-1 multimedia wireless keyboard (Keyboard, TouchPad, Laser Pointer)
-- Control your media while sitting on the sofa, lounging in bed, up to 100 feet away
-- Built-in rechargeable lithium-ion battery with a short re-charge time
-- Includes mini 2.4 GHz USB wireless receiver
-- Wireless receiver stores inside keyboard when not in use
-- Stand-by time: 500 - 700 hours

System Requirements:
-- Windows 2000 / XP / Vista / 7
-- Mac OS 10.x or lower
-- Linux (Debian 3.1 / Redhat 9.0 / Ubuntu 8.10 / Fedora 7.0)

Because a number of the manufacturing processes rely on manual skills, each piece has its own individuality and slight variations in color or design may occur. None of these, however, alter the overall quality or performance of the product.

Model is Russell Brown, photo by Ivan Delgado.

FINE PRINT: Due to extreme demand and our event schedule, some orders may take up to 8-12 weeks to ship. If this will not suit your deadline, please ASK us if it can be done BEFORE placing your order and we will be as accommodating as we possibly can. If you require a rush delivery, please make a NOTE in the comments section of your order, so that we have it on record. If you do not, we can NOT guarantee delivery by that date. International Express Mail (Overnight) orders will require a valid phone number and will incur additional shipping fees. Remember, we are MAKING all of these products by hand, here in Pennsylvania. Thank you.

Reviews

5 out of 5 stars
(220)
  • Reviewed by Ellima Palnud
    5 out of 5 stars
    Jul 10, 2018
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  • Reviewed by Ellima Palnud
    Buyer photo Ellima Palnud, who reviewed this item with the Etsy app for Android.
    5 out of 5 stars
    Jul 10, 2018
    Your team must be phenomenal, I got my order way earlier than expected (July 5th) and it happened to be perfect for an event last weekend. I'm super happy that you got my note about brass hardware. The craftsmanship easily surpassed my expectations, I can actually dance in this without having to tape the girls down! Save for being upside down, there will be no nip slips in this.
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  • Reviewed by Kristin Rathbun
    5 out of 5 stars
    Jun 12, 2018
    Came on last Monday (the 4th). Had your shop pop up on my activity feed and liked the look of both these pins (admittingly, I didn't read the listing that these were a 3 for deal, then I'd would've noted more designs I've seen). Any way, all three are great (love the design, the structure and maybe I could get more of what else I liked for another time. So, TY and keep up the good work!
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  • Reviewed by Gary B. Watts
    5 out of 5 stars
    May 24, 2018
    Beautiful pins worthy of my daily wear.
    Set of 3 Steampunk leather pins (DISCOUNT for Mutiples)

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FUNCTIONAL Typewriter Arm Guard with Bluetooth and Touchpad

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Overview

  • Handmade item
  • Materials: leather, brass, wireless keyboard, metal, rivet, buckle, chain, antique, key, found objects, wood
  • Made to order
  • Feedback: 220 reviews
  • Favorited by: 1846 people
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From Harrisburg, Pennsylvania

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