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If newborns could talk, we might find out they have some pretty strong opinions. You might hear something like, "Who thought flip-flops for babies was a good idea?" "All those books on the bottom shelf are mine, right?" "Why do you keep putting that dumb hat on me? I'm just going to take it off again." or "No! The BIG bottle!" Most of all, they would probably prefer much more awesome names than we tend to give them. So, you gave your baby an average, family name. They might learn to like it, but for now they can go by "Stormageddon, Dark Lord of all." Or maybe just Stormy for short.

Just pick your size (Newborn, 0-3 M, 3-6 M, 6-12 M, or 12-18 M) and your color (Dandelion Yellow, Stone Gray, Vintage Red, Classic Blue, or Blank Page White).

These are hand painted and dyed. Each one is unique!

If you would like a different style of onesie or more color options feel free to contact me about a special order.

Newborn - 5-8 lbs. (2,3-3,6 kg) - 17-21 in. (43,2-53,3 cm)
0-3 Months - 8-12 lbs. (3,6-5,4 kg) - 21-24 in. (53,3-61 cm)
3-6 Months - 12-16 lbs. (5,4-7,3 kg) - 24-26 in. (61-66 cm)
6-12 Months - 16-24 lbs. (7,3-10,9kg) - 26-30 in. (66-76,2 cm)
12-18 Months - 24-32 lbs. (10,9-12,7 kg) - 30-32 in (76,2-81,3 cm)

Want it gift wrapped? All US orders come as pictured above, wrapped in tissue paper and tied with cotton yarn. International order, or just want something a little more? Check this out: https://www.etsy.com/listing/115234060/gift-bag-wrap-cotton-drawstring-rustic


You can expect 2-3 days before your order is ready to ship.

If Babies Named Themselves Stormageddon onesie

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Overview

  • Handmade item
  • Materials: cotton, acrylic paint
  • Made to order
  • Ships worldwide from United States
  • Feedback: 39 reviews
  • Favorited by: 365 people