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THIS LISTING IS RESERVED FOR ALICE, PLEASE DON'T PURCHASE IF THAT AIN'T YOU.


PLEASE NOTE THAT THIS LISTING IS FOR SIZE MEDIUM.

Tired of boring, ill-fitting pantaloons? Ready to adorn your nether-regions in sheer fantasticness?
Step right up and get yerself a pair of Glitter Britches!

Once upon at time there was a space wizard named Zoltana. She was, of course, also a princess and an orphan with a mysterious past. She blasted around the universe on her faithful steed, Rexar the fire-breathing space dinosaur, dispensing cupcakes and kicking ass wherever they went.

And she wore these pants ALL the time. She had, like, 50 pairs or something. There's not a lot of laundromats in space.

Low-rise and high-rump for comfort, style and bum-security. 35" inseam and slight boot-cut provides mile-long legs. Wear them tucked into boots, over shoes, rolled up as capris, folded up to give a "leg warmer" look. What else ya got? Reinforced seams throughout crotch and tush to allow for unhindered Can-Canning and Chuck Norris style butt-kicking.

Pants are always in production but may take up to a week to make and ship.

Handmade in San Francisco
80% Polyester, 20% Spandex, 100% Rock

SIZING: http://www.beastwares.com/pages/size-chart

How do I measure myself?

In your birthday suit, measure around the widest part of your hips (yes, the real widest, bum included), the narrowest part of your natural waist, and the widest part around your thigh. Make sure the tape is flat against your body, and don't squish or cut into your flesh. Do note that our pants are very stretchy, so there's a lot of flexibility here. If you're in-between sizes, we recommend going down a size.

INTERNATIONAL CUSTOMERS: Please note that we ship Priority Mail, as it is SO much faster and provides some amount of tracking. If you would prefer First Class (generally about $20 less) and are willing to forgo tracking, please let us know.
Phoenix Zoellick

Glitter Britches Zoltanas--Size Medium--RESERVED FOR ALICE

Overview

  • Handmade item
  • Material: spandex
  • Made to order
  • Feedback: 327 reviews
  • Ships worldwide from California, United States