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When life hands you freak outs - how do you cope? This funny parody of the popular "keep calm and carry on" saying gives you another alternative "keep calm and call mom" with a funny graphic on an organic heavyweight tote bag. Makes a fun and sweet Mother's Day gift or birthday gift for mom, sister, aunt, daughter or whomever -as always you pick what you need it to say! Completely customizable - switch up colors/wording, no problem! Just let us know your custom requests in the "notes to seller" section when ordering.

Earth-friendly shopping tote keeps groceries steady thanks to a gusseted bottom.
9.0 oz., 100% organic cotton canvas
Gusseted bottom
Longer length self-fabric handles
Size is approximately 12.5" 14.5" x 7"
►Current FAQ, turnaround and more:
1. Let me know any other customizations you would like when ordering in the "notes" section. Extra charges may apply for extensive customizations, but adding a name or simple wording changes are free! :)
2. Phone number (optional, but helps us quickly expedite order questions)

I've been doing this for quite a while (my baby's six now so for that long :( and we're the original pecking order shirt people!) I know customer service and great quality and put that first every day. When shopping with the pecking order, you know you'll be well taken care of by an established Etsy seller (and mommy)!

This digitally printed 100% cotton canvas bag (in my basement no less!) means that the fibers of the fabric are actually died with eco-friendly water based inks. There is no iron on, heat transfer or other material that can be scratch, peel, crack and fade.
That = awesomeness!

Thanks for supporting Moms and women owned businesses - you guys rock! We appreciate your business so much! -Erin

© Zoey's Attic 2014 All Rights Reserved
Erin (aka Zoey)

Mom tote bag - funny mom tote good for grandma, sister birthday gifts too organic tote

$20.00 USD
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  • Handmade Supply
  • Materials: bag, canvas bag, garment dyed, pigment dyed
  • Ships worldwide from Missouri, United States
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