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Charlie the Unicorn cross stitch, colorful in a rectangular ornate 2x3 tabletop frame, natural wood embroidery hoop, or mini secondhand frame.


If you're in search of candy mountain, you might be better off with one or three of these cross stitches instead. They're small, cute, and include important warnings for the potential candy mountain visitor. Look into the deranged eye of that unicorn offering a "land of sweets and joy...and joyness," and shudder! Never wake up missing a kidney again!*

*If you are already missing a kidney, these cross stitches will not restore your missing kidney. The best they can do is help to prevent the other one from going missing.

A customer requested these in color, and I happily complied (having narrowly avoided a trip to Candy Mountain myself a few years back). They have since become a very popular item, both online and in person, so I thought I'd better make it a threesome (depicting one unicorn, two unicorns, and three unicorns).


This is one completed cross stitch of a pink unicorn with a weird dilated eye and the word "Joyness."

This listing is for one "Joyness" stitch ONLY (first three photos) and does not include the other colorful Charlie stitches (last two photos). Check out the "links" section of this listing for all 3 for a slightly discounted price!

*FRAME: There are several framing options, with "Joyness" pictured here in a 2x3" hot pink tabletop frame (while supplies last) and in a natural wood embroidery hoop. If you like, you are welcome to request this stitch in another of the frames from the cache of secondhand ones I've gathered from local Goodwills. Indicate your preference by convo'ing me or putting a note in the purchase order.

*GIFT WRAP: As with all my small items, if this is a gift, let me know via convo or in the purchase order and I'll wrap them in plain paper and include a small notecard for your "to" and "from." If it's going directly to the recipient, let me know what you'd like me to write on the notecard, and make sure I have the correct shipping address!

*SHIP: This will ship via USPS first class with delivery confirmation, or international first class. Charlie stitches will ship in about a week unless indicated otherwise by convo or in my shop announcement or shop banner, and almost always sooner. Let me know if you need them by a certain date via convo and I'll see what I can do!


Want more Charlie? Here's all 3 of the set, completed:

Here's just "Shun":

And just "Steal Your Kidney":

Here's the original "Steal Your Kidney" hobo sign:

And here's the original "Shun the Nonbeliever" hobo sign:

If you'd rather stitch them yourself, there's a pattern for that:

Back to the shop:


These designs are copyright Alicia Watkins 2012. Please do not copy or distribute without permission, and please do not pin them without permission! (Just convo me!) Thanks. : )

One Unicorn cross stitch - Sweets and Joy and Joyness - Charlie the Unicorn cross stitch in small rectangular frame

$13.99 USD
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  • Handmade item
  • Materials: cross stitch cloth, DMC, thread, frame, aida cloth, needle, embroidery thread
  • Ships worldwide from United States
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