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Last updated on Aug 23, 2025
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Steve on Mar 11, 2026
5 out of 5 starsThe pirates trove is great. The detail is outstanding. This seller is great to work with as well. I highly recommend this shop if you want something unique and well made. I’m sure I’ll be buying other treasures from this seller in the future.
Distorted responded on Mar 11, 2026
Thank you SO much for your wonderful review! I’m really happy you enjoyed the Pirate’s Trove and that the details stood out to you. It was a pleasure working with you, and I truly appreciate your support. I look forward to making more special treasures for you in the future! 🖤 🏴☠️⚓️
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Christine on Feb 3, 2026
5 out of 5 starsBeautiful beyond words! Packed so carefully it made it to me safely in 6° temps.
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Ina on Jan 22, 2026
5 out of 5 starsThe potion is exactly as described. The contact was very friendly and courteous, it couldn’t have been better! My requests (including a personal note) were fulfilled, and it was shipped quickly. My friend was very happy with it. I would gladly buy again anytime and highly recommend this seller! Thank you for the positive experience 🖤 🐦⬛
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Christine on Dec 3, 2025
5 out of 5 starsBeautiful!!! Snake sculpture is great with red eyes. Packed so well, with quick shipping.
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Christine on Aug 20, 2025
5 out of 5 starsBeautiful bottle. Customer service is top notch, she told me right away it was going to be late as she was waiting for supplies. Worth the wait.
Distorted responded on Aug 20, 2025
Thank you so much for your beautiful review, Christine! 🖤 I’m so happy you’re enjoying your potion. —Distorted Shoppe is actually a man-owned business, and I truly appreciate your support. It’s wonderful people like YOU who keep the inspiration alive and thriving! 😌
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Laura on Apr 13, 2025
5 out of 5 starsEverything was great, seller was very communicative and friendly, and the book looks great! They also put some little extra goodies in with it which was a neat little surprise. Very carefully and thoughtfully packaged as well. Overall 10/10 experience!
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Autumn on Feb 2, 2024
5 out of 5 starsThis potion is SO BEAUTIFUL!!! It looks far better than it does in the photos. The details are spectacular, i especially loved the little seahorses on potion bottle. Overall, beautiful work on the that lie in and outside the potion itself.
Distorted responded on Feb 2, 2024
Hi Autumn! Thank you so Much for your wonderful review 🥰. We strive to continue making products that wow our customers just like you. Just as a reminder, if you ever have any requests of personalized potions that you would like us to create, custom orders are always open!
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Toni on Jun 15, 2023
5 out of 5 starsThey were amazing! They worked with me and were very understanding and helpful! :) They also were so sweet, and they also understood my requests with the product, and I just know my partner will love it! ❤️
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