DryOutput

Texas, United States

32
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5.0 (9)

7 months
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Last updated on 11 Mar, 2026

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5.0 (9)

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We calculate this number using a recency-weighted average of all ratings, with a rating's value decreasing by half each year to best reflect the current experience.

Rob on 13 Oct, 2026

5 out of 5 stars

Soft, quality with terrific design. Accommodated my request for long sleeve quickly and politely!

DnD Long Sleeve Shirt, Rage Is A Strategy Barbarian Tee, Funny Dungeons and Dragons Gamer Gift, Comfort Colors® 6014

DnD Long Sleeve Shirt, Rage Is A Strategy Barbarian Tee, Funny Dungeons and Dragons Gamer Gift, Comfort Colors® 6014
Kaitlyn on 18 Sept, 2026

5 out of 5 stars

love this so much!!! can’t wait to wear it out and about.

Druid Shirt, Wild Shape Is Self Care Funny DnD Tee, Dungeons and Dragons Gamer Gift, Comfort Colors®

Druid Shirt, Wild Shape Is Self Care Funny DnD Tee, Dungeons and Dragons Gamer Gift, Comfort Colors®
Amie on 09 Sept, 2026

5 out of 5 stars

No issues with ordering or delivery!

One Word Shirt, Sigh Funny Minimalist Mood Tee, Sarcastic Relatable Gift, Comfort Colors®

One Word Shirt, Sigh Funny Minimalist Mood Tee, Sarcastic Relatable Gift, Comfort Colors®
Shannon on 03 Sept, 2026

5 out of 5 stars

Fantastic! High quality and fast shipping

Project Manager Gift | Funny Tech Burnout Shirt, Sarcastic PM Present, Out of Scope Octopus Tee

Project Manager Gift | Funny Tech Burnout Shirt, Sarcastic PM Present, Out of Scope Octopus Tee
Sara on 02 Aug, 2026

5 out of 5 stars

Great product, super fast shipping

Rogue Shirt, Sneak Attack Specialist Funny DnD Tee, Dungeons and Dragons Gamer Gift, Comfort Colors®

Rogue Shirt, Sneak Attack Specialist Funny DnD Tee, Dungeons and Dragons Gamer Gift, Comfort Colors®
Emily on 30 Jul, 2026

5 out of 5 stars

The shirt was great! Exactly as described, the color was as advertised perfectly, and true to sizing. Arrived quickly and seller followed up to make sure there were no issues. I would definitely buy from them again!

Chaotic Neutral Shirt, Rogue Not Sorry DnD Tee, TTRPG Gamer Gift, Comfort Colors®

Chaotic Neutral Shirt, Rogue Not Sorry DnD Tee, TTRPG Gamer Gift, Comfort Colors®
Etsy buyer on 24 Jun, 2026

5 out of 5 stars

Received good quality product on time.

Funny Pastor Tee: Trust Me Every Sunday | Sarcastic Preacher Gift & Minister Humor Shirt

Funny Pastor Tee: Trust Me Every Sunday | Sarcastic Preacher Gift & Minister Humor Shirt
Yep on 29 May, 2026

5 out of 5 stars

Great! My wife loves this one. Amazing gift

Super Mom Wife Over It Shirt | Funny Sarcastic Mother's Day Gift | Relatable Burnout Mama Tee | Tired Mom Life Shirt | Comfort Colors 1717

Super Mom Wife Over It Shirt | Funny Sarcastic Mother's Day Gift | Relatable Burnout Mama Tee | Tired Mom Life Shirt | Comfort Colors 1717
Yep on 29 May, 2026

5 out of 5 stars

Love the color and quality of fabric! Design is beautiful. My wife was very happy.

Y2K Best Mom Ever Shirt | Colorful Bubbly Mama Tee | 90s Aesthetic Mother's Day Gift | Glossy Bubble Letter Shirt | Comfort Colors 1717

Y2K Best Mom Ever Shirt | Colorful Bubbly Mama Tee | 90s Aesthetic Mother's Day Gift | Glossy Bubble Letter Shirt | Comfort Colors 1717

About DryOutput

Deadpan goods for human processes & tech humor

Sales 32

On Etsy since 2026

Deadpan goods for human processes & tech humor

No fluff. Just text.

DryOutput started as a coping mechanism for the daily grind of tech and adulting. Designing digital products in the Texas tech scene means spending a lot of time staring at loading screens, error logs, and terminal windows. It turns out, human brains operate exactly the same way.

This shop is a collection of minimal, terminal-style thoughts and deadpan humor. We take the absurdities of coding, overthinking, and navigating life, and output them as clean, wearable text. Everything is printed on premium, comfortable apparel because if your internal system is crashing, you should at least be comfortable.

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Chaotic Neutral Shirt, Rogue Not Sorry DnD Tee, TTRPG Gamer Gift, Comfort Colors®

911 Dispatcher Gift | Funny Emergency Operator Shirt, Sarcastic Dispatcher Present, I Stay Calm Tee

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Tired But Happy Shirt | Funny Mom Life Tee | Retro Bubbly Font Mama T-Shirt | Sarcastic Mother's Day Gift | Comfort Colors 1717

Funny DnD Shirt, Roll For Initiative Tabletop RPG Tee, Dungeons and Dragons Gamer Gift, Comfort Colors®

One Word Shirt, Ugh Funny Minimalist Mood Tee, Sarcastic Relatable Gift, Comfort Colors®

Funny Dad Shirt, Daddy Mows Best Lawn Mowing Sarcastic Father's Day Tee, Comfort Colors®

DnD Long Sleeve Shirt, Rage Is A Strategy Barbarian Tee, Funny Dungeons and Dragons Gamer Gift, Comfort Colors® 6014

Funny Dad Shirt, Father Mows Best Lawn Mowing Sarcastic Father's Day Tee, Comfort Colors®

Funny Dad Shirt, Dad Dungeon Master DnD Tee, Father's Day Gamer Gift, Comfort Colors®

Respiratory Therapy Gift: Take A Deep Breath | Funny RT Shirt & Sarcastic Respiratory Therapist Tee

911 Dispatcher Gift | Funny Emergency Operator Shirt, Sarcastic Dispatcher Present, I Stay Calm Tee

Sonographer Gift: I Can't Diagnose You | Funny Ultrasound Tech Shirt & Sarcastic Sonography Tee

First Solo Gift, Clear Of Active Minimalist Aviation Shirt, Funny Student Pilot Tee, Comfort Colors®

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Amateur Radio Gift, November Oscar Papa Echo Phonetic Alphabet Shirt, Funny Ham Radio Tee, Comfort Colors®

Ham Radio Shirt, QSY Minimalist Amateur Radio Tee, Funny Q Code Radio Operator Gift, Comfort Colors®

Aviation Mechanic Shirt, INOP Minimalist Aircraft Placard Tee, Funny Hangar Humor Gift, Comfort Colors®

Aircraft Mechanic Gift, Tango Uniform Phonetic Alphabet Shirt, Funny A&P Hangar Tee, Comfort Colors®

Airline Pilot Gift, Below Minimums Minimalist Aviation Shirt, Funny Pilot Humor Tee, Comfort Colors®

Flight Instructor Gift, My Airplane Minimalist Aviation Shirt, Funny CFI Tee, Comfort Colors®

Student Pilot Gift, Say Again Minimalist Aviation Shirt, Funny Flight School Tee, Comfort Colors®

Private Pilot Gift, Unable Minimalist Aviation Shirt, Funny Pilot Humor Tee, Comfort Colors®

Druid Shirt, Wild Shape Is Self Care Funny DnD Tee, Dungeons and Dragons Gamer Gift, Comfort Colors®

Funny Farmer Shirt: Outstanding In My Field | Sarcastic Rancher Gift & Agriculture Humor Tee

Dungeon Master Shirt, Dibs On The DM Funny DnD Tee, TTRPG Gamer Gift, Comfort Colors®

Adult Humor Shirt, Certified Menace Sarcastic Funny Attitude Tee, Red Flag Gift, Comfort Colors®

Phlebotomist Gift: Just A Small Pinch | Funny Phlebotomy Shirt & Sarcastic Lab Tech Tee

Massage Therapist Shirt, The Muscle Whisperer Funny Gift Tee, Sarcastic Therapist Humor, Comfort Colors®

Sarcastic Shirt, Emotional Thug Funny Ironic Quote Tee, Minimalist Aesthetic Gift, Comfort Colors®

Sarcastic Shirt, Sorry For What My Face Said Funny Resting Face Tee, Moody Aesthetic Gift, Comfort Colors®

Sarcastic Shirt, It's Too Peopley Outside Funny Introvert Tee, Social Battery Gift, Comfort Colors®

One Word Shirt, Meh Funny Minimalist Mood Tee, Sarcastic Apathy Gift, Comfort Colors®

One Word Shirt, Nope Funny Minimalist Quote Tee, Sarcastic Relatable Gift, Comfort Colors®

Top Mom Shirt, Funny Mother's Day Gift, Minimalist Mama Tee, Comfort Colors®

Custom Nana Shirt, Nana Since [Year] Personalized Mother's Day Tee, Nana Est Gift, Comfort Colors®

Custom Grandma Shirt, Since Year Personalized Grandmother Gift, New Grandma Tee, Comfort Colors®

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