SoftInvaders

Confidential for curious humans

(Okay… not that confidential if you’re reading this on your couch.)

Soft Invaders are handmade alien plush creatures designed to infiltrate Earth through adoption. Each Estrelli is sewn by hand and arrives ready to quietly conquer your home through extreme softness.

For thousands of cosmic years, the Estrellis have been expanding across the universe, conquering planets through a very effective strategy: infiltration disguised as harmless creatures.

And recently… the Council decided it was Earth’s turn.

The mission was simple: arrive in the form of ultra-soft plush beings, infiltrate human homes, and slowly expand across the planet.

There was only one small complication.

We needed a human accomplice.

And we found her.
Or, more accurately… we abducted her.

She has galaxy eyes, a designer brain, and an interplanetary radar for detecting supreme cuteness. Since then, she has been helping us carry out the soft invasion: designing our shapes, sewing us by hand, preparing our transport capsules… and yes, giving us snacks. 😋

From her secret base (filled with fabrics, stars, and creative chaos), she helps deploy a small army of star-headed creatures with absolutely no respect for human logic.

Thanks to her, you can now officially adopt an Estrelli and unknowingly become part of the mission.

Who are we?
Aliens. Plushies. Adorable chaos.

Who is she?
The human who made the Earth operation possible.
(And who sleeps under the watchful eyes of at least 7 Estrellis every night.)

So now you know:

Don’t fight.
Don’t run.
Don’t scream.

Just… let yourself be invaded. 💥💖

With invasive affection,
The Soft Invaders 👁️🗨️💫