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Nijmegen Metro Transit Map

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  • Height: 42 centimeters
  • Width: 59.4 centimeters
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Fictional Map of a Theoretical (yet Improbable) Subway Map of the Dutch City of Nijmegen (A2 paper size; frame not included)

Welcome to the City of Nijmegen, home to the country’s most overly extensive metro transit network. No archeological remains were harmed in the creation of these tunnels (that we know of).

For the convenience of the international visitor, this map has been translated into English with the highest degree of literal accuracy, ensuring that no confusion will arise whatsoever when finding your way around the one and only Havana-upon-Wale. Now you too can explore this beautiful city without being put on the wrong leg or feeling like you have been sent from the cupboard to the wall.

Take a smooth ride from the northwestern village of Slick Ewick all the way to the town of Grossbrook in the southeast, or skip the busy city centre during the weekends by hopping on at Hazel Gate and getting off at Trajan Square. Traverse the Guelders Gate while pondering the natural beauty going over your head, or leave for an adventurous detour all the way to the historical streets of Mountain & Valley or Ewe.

The unique Nijmegen Metro Transit Network is available both to the weary commuter seeking an easy and accessible method to get from Apletar Road to Broad Street, and to those audacious pioneers looking for the road less travelled. Pay no heed to the pretentious voices in the Randstad saying ‘why would you even want to go there’, ‘what does a town this size need a metro for’ or ‘excuse me, I’m trying to get to work, stop harassing me with random questions about Nijmegen’. The Nijmegen Metro is truly something you have to see in order to believe.

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rosaliethomassen Feb 17, 2021

5 out of 5 stars

Delivered home in 24 hours, where else can you find it? This poster brings a smile to our face every day.

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Liz Tollenaar Mar 6, 2021

5 out of 5 stars

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Beatrijs Sep 21, 2020

5 out of 5 stars

Quick professional shipping and fun personal contact! Very happy with it.

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MaggieAndMaggie Nov 16, 2020

5 out of 5 stars

What a great map, you don't get bored! Some stations still cause headaches 😉 I bought one for myself and one as a gift for my sister who will also find it completely top.
Also great contact with seller Victor: quick response to mail and personal delivery in the same week!

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