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Maastricht Metro Transit Map



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  • Height: 42 centimeters
  • Width: 59.4 centimeters
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Fictional Map of a Theoretical (yet Improbable) Subway Map of the Dutch City of Maastricht (A2 paper size; frame not included)

Welcome to the City of Maastricht, home to the country’s most overly extensive metro transit network. Because after burying one main traffic artery underground, we kind of developed a taste for it.

For the convenience of the international visitor, this map has been translated into English with the highest degree of literal accuracy, ensuring that no confusion will arise whatsoever when finding your way around the country’s oldest city [citation needed]. Now you too can explore this beautiful city without being put on the wrong leg or feeling like you have been sent from the cupboard to the wall.

Take a smooth ride from the northwestern district of Mall Mountain all the way to the town of Saint Gertrud in the southeast, or skip the busy city centre during the weekends by hopping on at the French Canal and getting off at the Tongue Square. Traverse St. Peter’s Mountain while pondering the natural beauty going over your head, or leave for an adventurous detour all the way to the historical streets of East Butland.

The unique Maastricht Metro Transit Network is available both to the weary commuter seeking an easy and accessible method to get from Abbott Street to Belfry, and to those audacious pioneers looking for the road less travelled. Pay no heed to the pretentious voices in the Randstad saying ‘why would you even want to go there’, ‘what does a town this size need a metro for’ or ‘excuse me, I’m trying to get to work, stop harassing me with random questions about Maastricht’. The Maastricht Metro is truly something you have to see in order to believe.

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42 shop reviews

5 out of 5 stars

Annemie Colombon Feb 17, 2021

5 out of 5 stars

Last week two Maastricht and an Eindhoven card ordered and received. Nicely cared for and to my great surprise personally delivered! Two were destined as cadootje and both receivers were very happy with it.

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Jan-Pieter uit Leiden Apr 15, 2021

5 out of 5 stars

He's hanging out with us in the bathroom. You keep discovering new funny things on the map every time. Very nice concept. Thank you Victor for this nice initiative.

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Beatrijs Sep 21, 2020

5 out of 5 stars

Quick professional shipping and fun personal contact! Very happy with it.

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Gerard Sanders Jan 20, 2021

5 out of 5 stars

First poster unfortunately arrived damaged. Was solved by Victor neatly and quickly. Very happy with both the poster and the personal service. In short; Recommended!!

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