Cute and snarky cross stitch patterns
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JoAnn on 01 Apr, 2026
5 out of 5 starsLove it. Time to get started on this year’s Christmas presents.🖤
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Andrea on 21 Mar, 2026
5 out of 5 starslove this simple design that will be proudly displayed in my house
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Heather on 15 Feb, 2026
5 out of 5 starsVery nice pattern, size was perfect for printing and counting the squares.
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Etsy buyer on 17 Jan, 2026
5 out of 5 starsClear directions and easily distinguishable symbols. I’m pretty inexperienced and didn’t struggle with the patter. I don’t want to post a picture of mine because of *MY* errors in following the instructions making it a bit wonky looking, but it was my error, not the pattern!
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Danielle on 03 Oct, 2025
5 out of 5 starsThis is the funniest cross stitch pattern I have come across in a long time. It is very easy to read.
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I'm happy to chat with you about what custom order you'd like. Most of the time I can accommodate it! I can make small alterations to existing listings, or I can make larger commissions for you. Message me and we'll work something out!
You're called Patches and Plushies but I don't see any plushies?
Plushies are a lot more time consuming in general, so I make them less often. If you want to commission one though, I can let you know if I have availability. Otherwise, they tend to be one of a kind or listed every now and then, rather than my more regular cross stitch items.