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"There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.There is another theory which states that this has already happened." - Douglas Adams

I am alot of things . . .

Rum Drinker
Swamp Witch
On again/off again pessimist
Necromancer
Conjurer
Lover of all things furred, feathered or finned
Zombie killer
Diva of Death
Rootworker
Tattoo Collector
Pirate
Girl next door
Bayou Priestess
Blogger
Shield Maiden
Taphophile…

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  • Female
  • Born on March 21
  • Joined January 25, 2011

Favorite materials

Candle Wax, Herbs, Roots, Resins, Bones, Feathers, Shells, Leather, Photography, Bayou Magick, Swamp Witchery

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InexplicableThings
Swamp Conjure & Bayou Witchery Botanica

About

"There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.There is another theory which states that this has already happened." - Douglas Adams

I am alot of things . . .

Rum Drinker
Swamp Witch
On again/off again pessimist
Necromancer
Conjurer
Lover of all things furred, feathered or finned
Zombie killer
Diva of Death
Rootworker
Tattoo Collector
Pirate
Girl next door
Bayou Priestess
Blogger
Shield Maiden
Taphophile
Bone collector
Trashy Biker
Curse Keeper
Mermaid
Gravestone Etcher
Prepper
Poker of death things with sticks
Butcher, Baker & Candlestick maker

I am a keeper of curses,
a necromancer using spirits and the dead,
a Hoodoo Rootworker,
A Louisiana Swamp Witch.

I have legions of Demons and Warriors watching my back - so I do not fear . . .

I will do those things that other practitioners will not.
Everyone needs help from time to time...
and we can't be Good ALL the time, can we?

My craft and magick comes from time-tested trial and error methods - I take GREAT pride in what I do.

My packaging isn't as fancy as some, but then, I don't feel like the packaging makes the product. You will NOT find cheap costume jewelry in the bottom of my candles...you will NOT find synthetic fragrances or perfumes in my magickal oils...you will NOT find cheap fillers or talc in our blow dusts and powders. What you will find are genuine generations-old recipes that are time and trial tested. You will find only the best ingredients that we can grow or barter for from selected, trusted sources. You will find bayou magick in each and every item we produce.

Try them for yourself - I promise you, you'll like the results.

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