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There are really two of us here at Cromulent Creations - Sara handles the jewelry and pretty things and I, John, make the ugly things and write ridiculous product descriptions. We try to keep things reasonably priced and fun as this is a hobby for both of us and not a full time job. Before you say it, yes, I have drawn inspiration from that one daily deal site that is a one-word exclamation for nerds. Don't think of it as stealing a good idea. Think of it as paying homage to my homeboys.

That being said, if you find the descriptions ridiculous, strange, fanciful or outright bizarre - good! We like to extend our creative energy beyond just the actual work that we produce! Remember you can always contact us with questions about what you see and we will answer you (with less exclamation points than we use in this paragraph)! Really!

  • Born on July 16
  • Joined July 7, 2011

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There are really two of us here at Cromulent Creations - Sara handles the jewelry and pretty things and I, John, make the ugly things and write ridiculous product descriptions. We try to keep things reasonably priced and fun as this is a hobby for both of us and not a full time job. Before you say it, yes, I have drawn inspiration from that one daily deal site that is a one-word exclamation for nerds. Don't think of it as stealing a good idea. Think of it as paying homage to my homeboys.

That being said, if you find the descriptions ridiculous, strange, fanciful or outright bizarre - good! We like to extend our creative energy beyond just the actual work that we produce! Remember you can always contact us with questions about what you see and we will answer you (with less exclamation points than we use in this paragraph)! Really!

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