She was raised by very nice people, but remains convinced that some one-armed, chicken-head-biting carnies dropped her off on their stoop. This could explain her penchant for sharp objects & candy apples. In her spare time, she creates terribly lovely things, dreams of owning a lampropeltis getula nigrita, and bollockses up the written word with run-on sentences.
- Born on January 5
- Joined May 15, 2009