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Captain Barnacle Bonney has been plundering and pillaging for almost all of her four years. She is a tyranical Captain, but, alas, is only three feet tall. To cure her fashion woes, she long ago enlisted her second-in-command as her Pirate clothier, and insists that the scurvy seamstress follow her on all voyages. You never know when you are going to need a replacement shirt or coat. After all, treasure-burying and village-terrorizing can be messy work!

Recently, the Captain has cracked the whip, and compelled her second-in-command (aka: "Mom") to reproduce several of her favorite pirate-y outfits.

"It's the season for Plundering! Some of the squiffy sprogs out in the vast sea of the interweb will be wantin' to look as fantastic as I do every day! How can we deny these poor souls the opportunity to strut about, emulatin' my most…

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  • Joined September 22, 2009

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moxy, dastardly intentions, Anything Piratey

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Captain Barnacle Bonney has been plundering and pillaging for almost all of her four years. She is a tyranical Captain, but, alas, is only three feet tall. To cure her fashion woes, she long ago enlisted her second-in-command as her Pirate clothier, and insists that the scurvy seamstress follow her on all voyages. You never know when you are going to need a replacement shirt or coat. After all, treasure-burying and village-terrorizing can be messy work!

Recently, the Captain has cracked the whip, and compelled her second-in-command (aka: "Mom") to reproduce several of her favorite pirate-y outfits.

"It's the season for Plundering! Some of the squiffy sprogs out in the vast sea of the interweb will be wantin' to look as fantastic as I do every day! How can we deny these poor souls the opportunity to strut about, emulatin' my most excellently appointed person? (For a small fee, of course.)"
~Captain Barnacle Bonney

Update: The Captain Barnacle Bonney is five now and off learning her sums and letters! Her second-in-command has thoughtfully shared the workload to produce more pirate-y goodness for all. We're using the same patterns, just sailing on opposites side of the great sea of PA.

You can find Morgen at www.etsy.com/shop/ZenWench
You can find Mollie at www.etsy.com/shop/toeFishy

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