Captain Barnacle Bonney has been plundering and pillaging for almost all of her four years. She is a tyranical Captain, but, alas, is only three feet tall. To cure her fashion woes, she long ago enlisted her second-in-command as her Pirate clothier, and insists that the scurvy seamstress follow her on all voyages. You never know when you are going to need a replacement shirt or coat. After all, treasure-burying and village-terrorizing can be messy work!
Recently, the Captain has cracked the whip, and compelled her second-in-command (aka: "Mom") to reproduce several of her favorite pirate-y outfits.
"It's the season for Plundering! Some of the squiffy sprogs out in the vast sea of the interweb will be wantin' to look as fantastic as I do every day! How can we deny these poor souls the opportunity to strut about, emulatin' my most…
- Joined September 22, 2009