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If I were a pizza, I’d be a margherita—refreshing and zippy.
If I were a musical instrument, I’d be a tambourine—approachable but oh so funky!
If I were cereal, I’d be Wheaties—play like a champion!
And, if I were a ride at Dollywood, I’d be the loop-the-loop—thrilling and discombobulating… hehe…

If I had one wish, I’d wish that Alan Jackson would follow me around and sing my life’s soundtrack.
If I had two wishes, I’d wish I had a jet pack, so I could soar above all the traffic.
If I had three wishes, I’d wish that sunburns weren’t real.
And, if I had four wishes, I’d wish New Zealand was closer to Louisiana.

Best movie stars: Tom Hanks, Julia Roberts, Shirley Temple
Best board games: Hungry Hungry Hippos, Apples to Apples,…

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  • Born on January 22
  • Joined March 12, 2012

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If I were a pizza, I’d be a margherita—refreshing and zippy.
If I were a musical instrument, I’d be a tambourine—approachable but oh so funky!
If I were cereal, I’d be Wheaties—play like a champion!
And, if I were a ride at Dollywood, I’d be the loop-the-loop—thrilling and discombobulating… hehe…

If I had one wish, I’d wish that Alan Jackson would follow me around and sing my life’s soundtrack.
If I had two wishes, I’d wish I had a jet pack, so I could soar above all the traffic.
If I had three wishes, I’d wish that sunburns weren’t real.
And, if I had four wishes, I’d wish New Zealand was closer to Louisiana.

Best movie stars: Tom Hanks, Julia Roberts, Shirley Temple
Best board games: Hungry Hungry Hippos, Apples to Apples, Blockus
Best fast food: Arby’s, Chick-Fil-A

Last Song at a Dance: Easy Like Sunday Morning
Last Drink of the Night: Champagne
First drink the next day: Bloody Mary with two olives, spicy beans, and pickled okra mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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