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Hi there!

I'll tell you what I love...
I love making handcrafted Bath & Body products. I use the finest ingredients and always have a ton of scents to choose from. Loving this many scents and always buying more is referred to as being a FO HO. (fragrance ho)


I'll tell you what I hate. And this list is longer.
I hate copiers, and I don't mean the machines. People that copy are uncreative lame asses that don't have a clue as to what they are doing. Some people say it's a compliment that others copy me. Bullshit. It's not a compliment, it's an insult and shows that some people have not one ounce of creativity in their empty head. For example: I was the ONLY one on etsy that EVER made a vagina soap that was spooged, pierced or on the rag. Now look. Some lame ass claims she wakes up in the morning with all…

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  • Joined August 8, 2007

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About

Hi there!

I'll tell you what I love...
I love making handcrafted Bath & Body products. I use the finest ingredients and always have a ton of scents to choose from. Loving this many scents and always buying more is referred to as being a FO HO. (fragrance ho)


I'll tell you what I hate. And this list is longer.
I hate copiers, and I don't mean the machines. People that copy are uncreative lame asses that don't have a clue as to what they are doing. Some people say it's a compliment that others copy me. Bullshit. It's not a compliment, it's an insult and shows that some people have not one ounce of creativity in their empty head. For example: I was the ONLY one on etsy that EVER made a vagina soap that was spooged, pierced or on the rag. Now look. Some lame ass claims she wakes up in the morning with all these great ideas meanwhile TRYING to copy my exact soaps. She does a piss poor job of it for sure.
Another hated thing.. liars. Why would you make false claims about your product? Such as, "I have the biggest penis soap on the net." No you don't, hell, you don't even have the biggest one on etsy! There is always going to be someone that has a bigger dick than you.

And what has gone wrong with this country that this year it seems everyone is "offended". Pick a subject, I don't care what it is, and you will find a group that is offended. Take my adult soaps for example. Apparently they "offend" some people. Well guess what? We all have penis', vaginas, and boobs. Someone once asked me about my adult soaps when etsy admin said mine looked too real to be used as an avatar..."Doesn't that fall under artful representations of the human form?"
I have to agree with that statement.
It's soap people. Get over it.

If you don't like my profile, tough shit. If you are one of the hated people I have spoken about, get the hell out of my shop!



SHIPPING:
Most of my soaps go Priority USPS because...well...they're big. I want them to get to you in perfect condition. If you'd like for me to send them a cheaper way, let me know.

I do combine shipping.
I do ship out of the country.
Why isn't this listed? because it never comes out right when I try to put the out of the country shipping quotes in. So if you are out of the US, message me so I can get it exactly right as I don't believe in ripping people off through postage.
IMPORTANT FOR OUT OF USA SHIPPING:
I will not mark your package as a gift. Don't bother asking. I will not go to prison for you and become someone's bitch. I refuse to live in a 6X8 cell and deal with some PMS-ing woman that I don't know and can't trust. I'm sure you're a very nice person, but I have a family and love my freedom."
Thanks for stopping by!
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