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ZombieFriedTees was spawned from my very sick and very rotten brain in 2011. I did not know why I have created the things I do, but I sure as hell have always enjoyed it. So after much testing and several behavior modification programs (think A Clockwork Orange), the doctors have recently diagnosed me with RBS (Rotten Brain Syndrome). They tell me I have had RBS since birth. Something about my mom consuming too many cheese doodles while she was pregnant. RBS is highly contagious & there is no cure.

Symptoms include:

Staring off in space
Inappropriate laughter
Sick thoughts
Road Rage
Bad taste
Uncontrollable urge to express yourself in anti-social ways
Affinity for cheese doodles and Mountain Dew

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  • Born on January 19
  • Joined August 18, 2011

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brains, blood, guts, skin, innards, duct tape, white out, road kill, fire, sticks, stones, screen and digital printing, 100 percent cotton

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ZombieFriedTees was spawned from my very sick and very rotten brain in 2011. I did not know why I have created the things I do, but I sure as hell have always enjoyed it. So after much testing and several behavior modification programs (think A Clockwork Orange), the doctors have recently diagnosed me with RBS (Rotten Brain Syndrome). They tell me I have had RBS since birth. Something about my mom consuming too many cheese doodles while she was pregnant. RBS is highly contagious & there is no cure.

Symptoms include:

Staring off in space
Inappropriate laughter
Sick thoughts
Road Rage
Bad taste
Uncontrollable urge to express yourself in anti-social ways
Affinity for cheese doodles and Mountain Dew

If you suspect that you or someone you love suffers from RBS, we are here to help with a prescription for our tasteless products. Side-effects are countless and extremely enjoyable. So, enjoy your side-effects. I do!

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If you are interested in buying in bulk... e-mail me at zombiefriedtees [!at] yahoo.com

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