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I am a guy, mostly carbon-based, but figure after decades of life now contain a high percentage of sugar (brand: Farmer Homer's Sweet Sweet Sugar), fat (sources: ice cream, peanut butter, good ol' regular butter, Chubb, Ham Ahoy!, etc.) and, from what I understand, an intricate melange of prescription drugs (xanax, adderal, birth control, viagra, etc.) that now forms the basis of U.S. public water systems.

Since I live near New York City (putting me far closer to Donald Trump (+Melania, Barron, "Junior", Ivanka and [shiver] Eric, as well as a harem of "trafficked human souls" you know, not the "fat" ones) than most other citizens), I must assume my local water supply also contains plenty of that special concoction that psych facilities use to keep patients "just this side of sane" (although I understand it was first used in Bolivian Rodeos to calm escaping bulls after they'd gone on a murderous…

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  • Joined January 29, 2010

About

I am a guy, mostly carbon-based, but figure after decades of life now contain a high percentage of sugar (brand: Farmer Homer's Sweet Sweet Sugar), fat (sources: ice cream, peanut butter, good ol' regular butter, Chubb, Ham Ahoy!, etc.) and, from what I understand, an intricate melange of prescription drugs (xanax, adderal, birth control, viagra, etc.) that now forms the basis of U.S. public water systems.

Since I live near New York City (putting me far closer to Donald Trump (+Melania, Barron, "Junior", Ivanka and [shiver] Eric, as well as a harem of "trafficked human souls" you know, not the "fat" ones) than most other citizens), I must assume my local water supply also contains plenty of that special concoction that psych facilities use to keep patients "just this side of sane" (although I understand it was first used in Bolivian Rodeos to calm escaping bulls after they'd gone on a murderous stomping spree) and Bristol, Meyers, Squibb's "Bighandia" (revolutionary new script made from stem cells and taint-scrapin's of NBA's tallest players.

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