M Pence's Profile
Melissa Pence is a gigantically fat, white girl geek that was born and raised a good girl in Nova Scotia, Canada. Soon after several disastrous events, such as her birth as well as the realization that bugs suck—she grew up into the fine gelatinous blob of blonde hair and blue eyes we all know and love today.
She is married to a fellow geek who she keeps shackled under her computer desk in order to ensure she has the best rig possible and that when ever something goes wrong, like, “there’s a ring-ting-ting in my computer and I can’t find my other earring anywhere!”, he’ll always be there to fix it. On the days she lets him out, he works at a bank.
Someday when Mel grows up, she’d like to be a reasonable digital artist, a full-time craft goddess as well as a decent photographer. So far, she’s figured out what the button on the computer and her camera does,…
- Born on July 2
- Joined August 28, 2009