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Born in Central America's Amazon Jessica was raised by the Violent R.O.U.S's. After Swedish Missionaries taught her to control her murderous instincts she walked to the yucatan peninsula. There she promptly fell in with the underground prostitution and lived for six years as Littlekittywanascrewsexycoochiepants, gambling and drinking spanish rum. After a near death experience with a rum warehouse and a somnambulist pyromaniac. She was able to escape with her life with scars in places we won't mention by jumping into the ocean and swimming to the east coast of t he U.S. where she was placed in a Catholic "Reform House," where girls were taught to be ladies by forcing them to wear chastity belts under their pleated and tapered leg khakis. (because wearing pants that actually fit would be a sin) In a rare moment of brilliance she was able to escape using only a lock of her own hair, a shish Kabob stick, a maniquin head and a frog. (don't…

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  • Born on September 20
  • Joined September 2, 2010

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Glass, Cement, Vegan leather, Ceramic, Cloth, Sterling silver, Sworovski Crystal

About

Born in Central America's Amazon Jessica was raised by the Violent R.O.U.S's. After Swedish Missionaries taught her to control her murderous instincts she walked to the yucatan peninsula. There she promptly fell in with the underground prostitution and lived for six years as Littlekittywanascrewsexycoochiepants, gambling and drinking spanish rum. After a near death experience with a rum warehouse and a somnambulist pyromaniac. She was able to escape with her life with scars in places we won't mention by jumping into the ocean and swimming to the east coast of t he U.S. where she was placed in a Catholic "Reform House," where girls were taught to be ladies by forcing them to wear chastity belts under their pleated and tapered leg khakis. (because wearing pants that actually fit would be a sin) In a rare moment of brilliance she was able to escape using only a lock of her own hair, a shish Kabob stick, a maniquin head and a frog. (don't ask what she did with the frog it just sounds good) She escaped only to find herself lost in a frozen tundra inhabited by Monks and Nuns who decided to give her a real education. She soon found out that there were other students there who were constantly participating in strange rituals involving bed sheets, gallons of beer and the making of phalic snow sculptures. The rest became quite a blur... but four years later she graduated and moved away. She now lives with her fourteen cats in a small cottage in the french country side.

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