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I'm a professional hooker.

I learned to knit when I was about 10, but only occasionally used my knowledge. I picked up the needle habit again in the recent past, and along the way got dragged into hooking. I have found my niche with the hook and yarn. It is so versatile and allows me to express my creativity which I so rarely get to do otherwise. My goal is to use humor and profanity to lighten up an otherwise dreary day you may be having. It works for me anyway.

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http://knotworkshop.etsy.com
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I love my family, Manchester United and the great outdoors. No, not the John Candy film although I did find that amusing.

I hope to one day earn the meager wage I received in non-profit management through my hooking…

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  • Joined August 6, 2009

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humor, sarcasm, laughter, piss, vinegar

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About

I'm a professional hooker.

I learned to knit when I was about 10, but only occasionally used my knowledge. I picked up the needle habit again in the recent past, and along the way got dragged into hooking. I have found my niche with the hook and yarn. It is so versatile and allows me to express my creativity which I so rarely get to do otherwise. My goal is to use humor and profanity to lighten up an otherwise dreary day you may be having. It works for me anyway.

∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵
http://knotworkshop.etsy.com
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I love my family, Manchester United and the great outdoors. No, not the John Candy film although I did find that amusing.

I hope to one day earn the meager wage I received in non-profit management through my hooking.

To read more of my mental hilarity:

Be my fan. Please. I beg of you.

http://www.facebook.com/KnotWorkShop

And my tweetness

twitter.com/knotworkshop


My vintage shop:
yomamasattic.etsy.com


Accounts for future projects:
minimilitaryjewelry.etsy.com
easycrochetpatterns.etsy.com
sketchbooks.etsy.com
funnycoffeemugs.etsy.com
knotwire.etsy.com
alittlemad.etsy.com
freshlystolen.etsy.com

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