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I'm a professional hooker.

Well, I used to be until my crochet work started selling less and less due to various... changes. Now I'm a professional writer. Or so I tell myself. I just write very short phrases. On mugs and cozies and stuff. Well, not so much write, as paint or embroider.

When I was a junior in high school my favorite nun teacher (trust me, being labeled favorite as a nun is like being labeled favorite demon when discussing satan) told me I was a "B" student... but a consistent B! So that was good.

I now like to think of myself as a consistent B. Consistently bitchy in practically every way. And my customers understand that. And I love them for…

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  • Joined August 6, 2009

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humor, sarcasm, laughter, piss, vinegar

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About

I'm a professional hooker.

Well, I used to be until my crochet work started selling less and less due to various... changes. Now I'm a professional writer. Or so I tell myself. I just write very short phrases. On mugs and cozies and stuff. Well, not so much write, as paint or embroider.

When I was a junior in high school my favorite nun teacher (trust me, being labeled favorite as a nun is like being labeled favorite demon when discussing satan) told me I was a "B" student... but a consistent B! So that was good.

I now like to think of myself as a consistent B. Consistently bitchy in practically every way. And my customers understand that. And I love them for it.

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http://knotworkshop.etsy.com
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I love my family, Manchester United and the great outdoors. No, not the John Candy film although I did find that amusing.

To read more of my mental hilarity:

http://www.facebook.com/KnotWorkShop

And my tweetness

twitter.com/knotworkshop


Accounts for future projects:
minimilitaryjewelry.etsy.com
easycrochetpatterns.etsy.com
sketchbooks.etsy.com
funnycoffeemugs.etsy.com
knotwire.etsy.com
alittlemad.etsy.com
freshlystolen.etsy.com
yomamasattic.etsy.com

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