I'm a professional hooker.
Well, I used to be until my crochet work started selling less and less due to various... changes. Now I'm a professional writer. Or so I tell myself. I just write very short phrases. On mugs and cozies and stuff. Well, not so much write, as paint or embroider.
When I was a junior in high school my favorite nun teacher (trust me, being labeled favorite as a nun is like being labeled favorite demon when discussing satan) told me I was a "B" student... but a consistent B! So that was good.
I now like to think of myself as a consistent B. Consistently bitchy in practically every way. And my customers understand that. And I love them for…
- Joined August 6, 2009