J Wonkie's Profile
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My name is J.W. Martin aka J Wonkie. I'm from the Midwest, residing not too far from a widely celebrated covered bridge that is located some 200 yards from a cantankerous farmer who once misplaced his favorite spade, and on a very unreasonable speculation accused a tourist from New Jersey of stealing it. The tourist’s sister, a master gardener from Vermont, maintains (to this day) a state-owned field of beautiful Red Clover, which of course are susceptible to nematodes, and nematodes are the primary subject matter of chapter 178 of her husband Gary’s self-published book ironically titled “The Benefit of Parasites”. Gary’s interest in self-publishing was ignited by a conversation that he had with a passenger sitting next to him on a flight from Burlington to Chicago. The passenger talked non-stop to alleviate…
- Joined April 30, 2010