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All you need is a peshtemal

An Orientina peshtamal is the most useful thing that you should have with you at all times. Lighter than a towel, soft as cotton, practical as a Swiss army knife… Let this magical fabric indulge you, protect you, and even save your life.

Lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches; wrap it around you for warmth while watching the stars at night. And if the stars start to fall down, collect them in your peshtamal. Make a hammock to have a peaceful nap or cover your bird’s cage to let him have a peaceful nap. Use it as a parachute to fly between valleys. Wet it for use in hand-to-hand-combat. Wrap it round your head to ward off pepper gas whenever there is a police attack. When you forget your pants you can experience what its like to wear a skirt made from peshtamal. Wave your peshtamal a distress signal if you find your…

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  • Born on June 22
  • Joined April 5, 2011

Favorite materials

Cotton, Linen, Silk

About

All you need is a peshtemal

An Orientina peshtamal is the most useful thing that you should have with you at all times. Lighter than a towel, soft as cotton, practical as a Swiss army knife… Let this magical fabric indulge you, protect you, and even save your life.

Lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches; wrap it around you for warmth while watching the stars at night. And if the stars start to fall down, collect them in your peshtamal. Make a hammock to have a peaceful nap or cover your bird’s cage to let him have a peaceful nap. Use it as a parachute to fly between valleys. Wet it for use in hand-to-hand-combat. Wrap it round your head to ward off pepper gas whenever there is a police attack. When you forget your pants you can experience what its like to wear a skirt made from peshtamal. Wave your peshtamal a distress signal if you find yourself on a lonely island. If the island is too sunny cover yourself to be protected from the sun for a while and of course dry yourself off with it if it still seems to be clean enough.

Inspired by Doulas Adams’ work The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

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