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Check out all of my patterns or just say "Hello" on my Facebook page!
https://www.facebook.com/CrassCrossByPeteSeazle
Or on my website:
http://crasscross.com

I'm a satire writer and Editor-At-Large for the Seattle Funblog (www.seattlefunblog.com). You can see all of my patterns on my Tumblr at http://peteseazle.tumblr.com/archive.

I'd never "crafted" before December, 2011 when I saw this Kenny Powers piece in Kristy Kizzee's Bombastitch shop (http://www.etsy.com/listing/61918991/diy-kenny-powers-pdf-original-cross). I decided that since it looked exactly like me when I met my girlfriend, I must make it for her for Christmas. She loved it and I was hooked!

It wasn't long until I decided to create my own patterns and pieces that would depict…

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  • Male
  • Born on October 27
  • Joined April 17, 2012

Favorite materials

black aida cloth, number 26 tapestry needles, DMC Floss, sarcasm, rock n roll, wooden hoops, crassness, magnifying glasses, baDONKadonk, Your Mom

About

Check out all of my patterns or just say "Hello" on my Facebook page!
https://www.facebook.com/CrassCrossByPeteSeazle
Or on my website:
http://crasscross.com

I'm a satire writer and Editor-At-Large for the Seattle Funblog (www.seattlefunblog.com). You can see all of my patterns on my Tumblr at http://peteseazle.tumblr.com/archive.

I'd never "crafted" before December, 2011 when I saw this Kenny Powers piece in Kristy Kizzee's Bombastitch shop (http://www.etsy.com/listing/61918991/diy-kenny-powers-pdf-original-cross). I decided that since it looked exactly like me when I met my girlfriend, I must make it for her for Christmas. She loved it and I was hooked!

It wasn't long until I decided to create my own patterns and pieces that would depict my particular twisted sense of humor.

My apologies if you find anything overly offensive. But this isn't grandma's cross stitch.

Follow me on Twitter:
https://twitter.com/PeteSeazle

Check out my Tumblr:
http://peteseazle.tumblr.com/

Read my interview from "Out Of Hand with Bradley" here: http://www.frickandfrackscraps.com/2012/11/hey-there.html

Featured on Buzzfeed.com
http://www.buzzfeed.com/alannaokun/unabashedly-sexual-pieces-of-needlepoint-you-can-buy

Featured at Booty Call University
http://www.bootycallu.com/a-great-gift-for-your-favorite-booty-call/

Featured on the OCWeekly (Orange County)
http://blogs.ocweekly.com/heardmentality/2013/07/pearl_jam_announces_concert_da.php

As featured in MrXStitch.com's NSFW Saturday column every Saturday in March, 2013
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