Imagine an artist blessed with a virtuosity rivaling the prissy court painters of Versailles. Imagine an artist rummaging through time discovering the lost thoughts of Lascaux cave painters. Imagine an artist flambeing the schizophrenic flotsam of 20th century art into a riotous food fight.
Combine a charm that hypnotizes lazy bunnies. A face stickier than pajamas dipped in pink frosting. A charisma sculpted by eccentric personal ticks. A physique similar to a marooned sailor down to his last salted pork monkey biscuit. A story telling ability able to perk up a sedated sloth. A personal hygiene regiment worse than drainage from an amusement park. A sense of humor funnier than an inflamed pelvic injury in a damp sink hole.
Ahh Yes! He’s all of this and more. Squirreled away deep underground in his secret lair, he encourages his wonderment…
- Joined November 19, 2006