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I'm hairy, but I'm going bald. I like to think that I'm different, but I'm probably not. I was raised Southern Baptist, but now I'm an atheist with slight Buddhist leanings. I'm liberal. I'm a hopeless romantic. I might ever so slightly resemble Paul Giamatti. I'm southern, but my accent isn't. I like beer, but I rarely get drunk. Potato chips are my greatest weakness. I collect sake sets and fossils. I read, but not as much as I should. I'm currently in grad school working on a master's degree in applied anthropology, concentrating on archaeology. My favorite color is green. I don't know why I'm here or what I'm doing. I think Gilda Radner is one of the sexiest women to have ever lived. My role models include Robert C. Dunnell, Stephen Jay Gould, Jane Goodall, Barack Obama, George Costanza, Dave Lister, the Silver Surfer, and the Dalai Lama. I like music, but I appreciate silence more. I'm quiet until I get to know you. I can't swim…

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  • Born on March 26
  • Joined August 31, 2008

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I'm hairy, but I'm going bald. I like to think that I'm different, but I'm probably not. I was raised Southern Baptist, but now I'm an atheist with slight Buddhist leanings. I'm liberal. I'm a hopeless romantic. I might ever so slightly resemble Paul Giamatti. I'm southern, but my accent isn't. I like beer, but I rarely get drunk. Potato chips are my greatest weakness. I collect sake sets and fossils. I read, but not as much as I should. I'm currently in grad school working on a master's degree in applied anthropology, concentrating on archaeology. My favorite color is green. I don't know why I'm here or what I'm doing. I think Gilda Radner is one of the sexiest women to have ever lived. My role models include Robert C. Dunnell, Stephen Jay Gould, Jane Goodall, Barack Obama, George Costanza, Dave Lister, the Silver Surfer, and the Dalai Lama. I like music, but I appreciate silence more. I'm quiet until I get to know you. I can't swim. I'm afraid of heights. I lived in a barn for two years. My downstairs neighbor was a horse named Esprit. Now I live in a regular old apartment with my two cats, Ralph and Alva.

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