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Chris Allert

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Hi, I'm Chris Allert, also known as The Antichris. I've been producing art and causing trouble for as long as I can remember.

On Valentine's day, 2012, I founded the Satanic Missionary Society ( satanicmission.org ) and started running the Satanic Prayer Line ( prayerline.worshipsatan.org ) because I thought the Devil could use better Advocacy.

While I'm most certainly a REAL Satanist, I also don't see any difference between religion and performance art. I hope that clears up any confusion you may have as to whether I'm serious or not about Satan.

I make a monthly pact with the Devil on the new moon at midnight that anyone in the Seattle area is welcome to join me on ( sea.worshipsatan.org ) and I bake cookies monthly to lure people in Olympia, Washington to The Dark Side. ( oly.worshipsatan.org )

I truly believe Satan can change your life for the better, and I've seen for myself the Forces of Darkness at work in the lives of friends! I hope you will open your heart to the wickedness within you! You won't regret it!

If you buy things from my shop, I ABSOLUTELY GUARANTEE you that Satan will reward you NINEFOLD! Thats a full TWOFOLD BETTER than other deities offer! So the more you buy, the more you can expect in return! (Ninefold Satanic rewards are calculated based on retail prices, excluding sales tax and shipping)

Hail Satan!

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