Susan F.'s Profile
Stepped outside while ago, to give my dog Chrissy some left over rotisserie chicken. I noticed that a wasp was buzzing around the porch light over the landing and moved quickly to feed my dog. As I patted her on the the head, I heard the BZZZZT! BZZZZT! Way too close to my ear. Hurrying down the steps, I realized the BZZZZT! Stayed right with me. Then the sound grew as frantic as I was starting to feel and I knew that the wasp was now tangled in my long curls. The dance of terror that ensued probably started off resembling the more upbeat portion of the climatic Flash Dance scene, where Jennifer Beals auditions before the judging committee. It quickly escalated to my running around the car, the clothesline, around the circle drive, to what I am almost positive was the Benny Hill theme song playing in the background.
All that hair! All that screaming! All those…
- Born on April 20
- Joined September 21, 2005
- Susan F.
- Mount Airy, NC, United States