Why do I even bother typing a bio?
Disclaimer: I feel the compulsion to give a disclaimer before saying almost anything, so frequent and unabashed self-effacing criticism or half-hearted apologies will ensue.
I also like making lists, so...
[ Disclaimer: I chronically use the ellipses when trying to be personable online. Perhaps it is a lazy way to make an implication without too lofty a cognitive investment; or, perhaps I am just too lazy to come up with something witty to say. Perhaps, even, I am trying to derail myself before launching into a long-winded, over-analytical diatribe about the motivation behind my awkward interpersonal relations, much like the one included in this particular disclaimer. Nevertheless, ... ]
1. I am not a…
- Born on June 29
- Joined January 17, 2010