One time a witch walked into a metaphysical fair. I know this sounds like one of those bar jokes but just stay with me.
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The witch told her husband that it’s always fun going to these because psychics always volunteer information.
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30 minutes later and a random woman in line to get a psychics reading done walks over to the witch.
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“I’m really sorry but you look familiar. Do you do this?” She motions around.
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Having only been in England for six months and with a confused expression on her face, she politely says no.
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“Oh I’m sorry. It’s just, someone’s told me to tell you that you SHOULD be doing this.” Says the woman just before walking away.
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The witch turns to her husband with an “I told you so” expression and feels just a bit weird about what had just happened.
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Finally it is the witch and her Husband’s turn to sit down with the psychic. The psychic tells them a bit about their relationship, some other tidbits of information, and then ends the session by telling the witch that she needs to get back to her spiritual studies. “You should be doing this.” The psychic woman who looks like a cross between a pink haired punk rocker, and an angel, says.
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The witch goes home feeling perplexed. How could she possibly give intuitive readings to strangers? She’s only ever done it for herself.
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The witch restarts her spiritual studies.
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The witch starts reading for friends for free online and her friends really like the readings.
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The witch opens up a business.
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She calls it, 3 Of Stones.
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And she’s ever so grateful for all of you.
𓅓𓅓𓅓𓅓𓅓𓅓𓅓𓅓𓅓𓅓𓅓𓅓𓅓