Announcement Welcome to "Fifty-one, forty-nine and a half art". An eclectic mix of unique art from the mind of a former 9-1-1 dispatcher. My art is all about over loading the eyes and giving you a piece that you cannot find elsewhere. Check us out on Facebook and Instagram for exclusive deals, a peek behind the scenes and of course the hilarious antics of Management. I love doing customs, so please feel free to contact me if you don't see the right piece here in the shop.
Welcome to "Fifty-one, forty-nine and a half art". An eclectic mix of unique art from the mind of a former 9-1-1 dispatcher. My art is all about over loading the eyes and giving you a piece that you cannot find elsewhere. Check us out on Facebook and Instagram for exclusive deals, a peek behind the scenes and of course the hilarious antics of Management. I love doing customs, so please feel free to contact me if you don't see the right piece here in the shop.
Funeral Arrangement -Absract painting-acrylic on board-5x5- abstract acrylic painting- gesso board-wall art
$60.00 FREE shipping
Honey Abstract painting-canvas- modern art- acrylic- spray paint-ink-abstract painting- 11x14
$175.00 FREE shipping
Bioluminescence Abstract painting-canvas- modern art- acrylic- spray paint-ink-abstract painting- 11x14
$175.00 FREE shipping
In This Style- Mad Hatter- Wood Figure-dreams in wonderland-sculpture designer art toy
$205.00 FREE shipping
Purple Blossoms -Abstract Painting on jade green- hand painted stone pendant- jewelry- abstract-colorful-one of a kind
$45.00 FREE shipping
Abstract painting-modern art-canvas-abstract acrylic- ink-original painting- 16x20- colorful expressionist
$115.00 FREE shipping
Changing Waters pendant tiny acrylic and ink painting-locket painting-small works
$85.00 FREE shipping
Katie on Jun 6, 20225 out of 5 stars
This ornament is perfect to remember my beloved Boxer! I love the vibrant colors and it shipped super fast.
roberta on Jun 22, 20225 out of 5 stars
so happy with the two items i purchased! they're beautiful, thanks!
Bobbi on Jun 15, 20225 out of 5 stars
The perfect gift for my sister who recently lost her pup. Delivered so quickly with a great gift card.
BrittanyStallwood on Jun 3, 20225 out of 5 stars
It is absolutely gorgeous! I can't wait to gift it to my Fiance for Father's Day from our pup. Thank you for a very special piece!
Deliriously Insane and Delicious Eye Candy!!!
"Fifty-one, Forty-nine and a half" is a term used in law enforcement here in California to describe someone who is just a little off, eccentric, and kind of weird. They aren't full blown crazy legally at 5150, but they are definitely close ;)
Art is my passion. It is what I love to do more than anything else. After years of being a 911 dispatcher and using art as my de-stressor, I decided to leave and start making a more colorful impact on the world. And since my rescue boxer dogs inspire me every day and bring me the joy and happiness only the unconditional love of a dog can, I use my artwork to help fundraise for animal rescues. Whether it be donating part of my shop sales for a month, creating custom artwork for auctions or gifting pieces to generous donors.
I love creating. I love being an artist. I finally feel like I am doing what I was put on this Earth to do.
Someone once described one of my paintings as "deliriously insane eye candy" because there was so much going on color wise. I feel like every piece I do has a little bit of that quality going on. Whether it be the breath of colors, the tiny details you can catch with each fresh glance, or simply the dark humor behind some of the pieces.
I want my art to catch attention. I want it to bring a smile to your face every time you look at it. I want people to enjoy it as much as I enjoy making it.
I put my heart & soul into each piece in hopes of giving it unique beauty. I want to bring a little joy. Maybe a smile. I want to keep your eyes locked on the piece, unable to look away. And when you do look again, you notice something new each time.
The clowns behind the scenes.... The inspiration behind the pieces.... My little muses....
Helps Management keep the artist in line
Customs and import taxes
Returns & exchanges
I gladly accept returns
I don't accept exchanges or cancellations
The following items can't be returned or exchanged
- Custom or personalized orders
I accept returns I do not accept returns
I accept exchanges I do not accept exchanges
I accept cancellations I do not accept cancellations
Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
Frequently asked questions
Custom and personalized orders
You do not have to send a hard copy photograph for custom boxes/wood work. Just send a picture as an attachment either when placing your order or in a conversation.
Be careful when taking any piece out of the packaging. In particular, the boxer statues. Resin can easily break if dropped. The ears on these guys are particular fragile. Keep in mind also that the statues are not meant to be placed outside or exposed to weather.
Designer Art Toys:
Do not pull the toy out of the box by the head. Grab it from the stand and pull it out of the box that way. If the head comes loose or any other part for that matter over time, feel free to contact me for care instructions particular to the piece.
Do not keep box in a place where it will be exposed to high temperatures or steam (like from a shower). It may cause 'bubbling'.